Kris: I'll give you 5 seconds to gtfo or I will slap your face.
        *Robber runs away*

Sehun: OMGOMGOGM PLEASE, NO DON'T DO THIS. I CLEANED THIS PLACE JUST FOR LULU. HE NEEDS TO SEE IT CLEAN BEFORE YOU TAKE MY THINGS AWAY!~~

Luhan: *kicks robber with shin and throws soccer ball*

Kai: *walks out the room half * 'Cuse you, what do you think you're doing in here?

Suho: OMO OMO OMO, YIFAN.YIFAN.YIFAN. THERE'S A ROBBER. *runs around*

Lay: Excuse me, what are you doing in my dorm? 
        Robber: I'm searching for money.
        Lay: Oh! Okay, thanks for telling me. Do you want me to help you?

Xiumin: Ewwwww who didn't take off their shoes? There's mud everywhere on the carpet, ewww!

Chen: Hey Robber, your back is on fire HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Chanyeol: NO, DON'T TOUCH MY BACON. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, OR I WILL BITE YOU.

Baekhyun: Take what you want, there's nothing here. WAIT NO, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY EYE LINER. *death glare*

Tao: *grabs Wushu stick and performs kungfu on the robber*

D.O: *cooking cooking cooking* 
        *sees robber*
        *uses hot pan to hit robber*
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LOL I got bored and wanted to do some reactions ^_^