Kris: *poses and looks out into the sea*  
        Take some photos for me.

Kai: Smells like seaweed

Suho: NO NO NO DON'T RUN OFF IT'S A MASSIVE BEACH I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND ALL 11 OF YOU...dammit, I can't see any of them.

Chanyeol: KEKEKEKEKEKE THE SAND IS SO SOFT

Baekhyun: *sings to himself while dipping feet in water, suddenly, a wild Chanyeol appears and tackles him into the water*
                GODDAMMIT PARK CHANYEOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.O: *inhales deeply, exhales slowly*
       I miss you... Umma..Appa.. 

Tao: I can't see Gucci from here

Xiumin: *neatly builds a sand castle*
            
Lay: Since when was there sand on a beach?

Luhan: *pretends he is filming a commercial with the wind blowing in his hair*

Sehun: Wtf is this crab shell sh*t doing under my feet

Chen: I stepped on a fckn syringe.