Kris: *fails to do one push up* LOL this ain't my style anyway *cat walks away*

Suho: 1, 2 , 3, 4 , 100 Yep I'm done

Baekhyun: No? No... No! You can't take my eyeliner away. Stop, no stop give it back nononononono

Tao: Does 1000 push ups, 500 squats and ends up getting shot (during mock field training)

Luhan: *tries to use gun* *fires gun and flies backwards*

Sehun: *gets told to do 100 burpees* Uhm, no. 

Kai: *looks like the hottest army man ever*

D.O: *clothes too big* I can't see...

Xiumin: SIR YES SIR. nek minnut *secretly eats Baozi in tent*

Chanyeol: *get yelled at by commander* ehueheuheuehuehueheuhe hi sir :3

Lay: 1, 3, 8 , 9 , 50 *commander: do you even know how to count?!?!?* 
Uh... ehehe uhmmm.. *scratches head*

Chen: *commander: remember, no abusing weapons-*
*rapid fires by accident and makes a mess* 
*commander: -face palm-