Suho: Guys there's a mowing this afternoon please be prop!
(Guys there's a meeting this afternoon please be prompt!)

Kris: Hi I'd like to order fair choose cakes and tin chicken wrongs
(Hi I'd like to order four cheese cakes and ten chicken wings)

D.O: Kai what is plus ?
(Kai what is six plus four)

Kai: Is it yet?
(Is it named yet?)

Luhan: Just meat me in fruit of the dunes
(Just meet me in front of the dorms)

Sehun: I want trouble pea!!!
(I want bubble tea!!!)

Baekhyun: Beach you butter give bake my eye ladder
( you better give back my eye liner)

Chanyeol: Are you going to take the drugs for a walk Kai?
(Are you going to take the dogs for a walk Kai?)

Tao: Shovel! Buy me more gutter~
(Suho! Buy me more gucci~)

Lay: Uni corns are the bust <3 <3 <3 I am a uni corn
(Uniconrs are the best <3 <3 <3 I am a corny unicorn )

Xiumin: Go outsaid and brung the clooth in plaza
(Go outside and bring the clothes in plz)

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