Tao: Ge, how do you open this- OWW!! WTF YOU STUPID F**KING CAN. I'M TELLING ON YOU!!! *runs to Suho*

Kris: *wears a chef hat* So 2 eggs, 2 cups of flour, 1 cup of milk, 1 cup of cocoa powder...mix mix mix... *CLINK*
         OH , I DROPPED THE BOWL.. D;

Suho: Can we just buy food?

Kai: Is this sugar or salt? ........................................ *chooses one, pour the whole bag in, tastes it..* (salt)
       , TASTES LIKE THE BEACH!!!!

D.O: *cooking like a boss* AS IF YOU'D ADD SALT TO BISCUITS KAI?!?!

Lay: Luhan you have something on your face.. *wipes butter on his face*

Luhan: Hmm? Where? .. EWWWW WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT ON MY FACE LAY?!?!

Sehun: Where's the dog? What? What did you say Kyunsoo?
            (Kyunsoo: WHERE'S THE SPATULA???)
            What's spectacular? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU..

Chanyeol: *adds heaps of sugar to the mixture accidently* 
                 Oops..Uhm... Suho...erh.. I think we're going to get diabetes..
                 (Suho: Waeyo?)
                 *points to the bowl that's overflowing with sugar*
                 (Suho: WHO LET CHANYEOL IN THE KITCHEN???)

Baekhyun: Is it my turn to mix?
                 (Kyungsoo: NO!)
                  Please?
                 (Kyungsoo: NO!!)
                  ...
                 *grabs bowl and runs away*

Xiumin: Mmm.. Its smelling great guys... Lemme taste it.. wait.. CHEN. WTF. PUT THAT NOODLE CUP AWAY. WE'RE BAKING BISCUIT, NOT EATING NOODLES.

Chen: Guys?
          (EXO: WHAT CHEN!?)
          How long do you cook 2 minute noodles for?  ................... :/