Kris: *stares at phone* mother er why don't cha work? OOOO YES ONE BAR, THATTA WAY BABY

Suho: *switches phone off* sighhhhhhh

D.O: *whacks phone on the ground* STUPID.WIFI.WHY.YOU.NO.CONNECT.WHY.OH.HANA.NIM.UGHHHH

Chanyeol: AND WORK... no? hmm.. WORK! Oh dammit... WORK!! WORK? no? okay I have no life now

Kai: SOME BODY CALL THE COPS THE WIFI ISN'T WORKING HOLY NO

Sehun: Who the heck turned off the wifi? I WAS TAKING MORE PHOTOS TO POST ON MY INSTAGRAM, EXCUSE YOU ALL OMG SO FKN RUDE!

Xiumin: No wifi? NO WIFI? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WIFI? CAN'T I JUST BUY IT OFF EBAY INSTANTLY? I NEED WIFI

Lay: What's wifi again? You mean that pretty rainbow on the top of your phone? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Baekhyun: *Upload failed* WAIT WHAT... WAIT. WAIT....... WHERE'S THE WIFI? BRO, THIS AINT FUNNY. PLEASE OH MY GOD. NO. NONONONONONONONO

Tao: And... AUCTION FOR GUCCI! *failed to load page* WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT? NONONONONONO NO FCKN WAY NO DUDE NO OMG NO NO OKAY NO NO NO MY LORD JESUS CHOCOLATE FRY PAN CLOCK ALARM PENCIL CHICKEN CAR SHARPENER PAPER FIRE BIRD 

Chen: *tries to find wifi* THIS PLACE IS SO POOR AND . NO FKN FREE WIFI, ES. GO GET AN UPGRADE GDI

Luhan: *Unable to find wifi*

OH NO YOU DON'T.