Exo Break Up with Their GF

Kris: Look at me, then you. LOL IM GONNA BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH THAT IM SORRY. not.

Xiumin: You said I was fat. FAT! Jesus, we're over.

Kai: Yeah... we're breaking up. Why? Well you're the one who refuses to walk around the dorm half !

Luhan: I can't. I'm done, how could you name me "Luhania" on your phone?

Lay: Okay what the this is not fair, you'll only stay with me if I remember of our anniversary? HA FUNNY. BYE .

Sehun: What do you mean my hair is gay? tch! es don't know a thing. *Gives her the hand and walks away*

Suho: Hey, um, we're kina busy and stuff and um OH WHAT's THAT? *moves to a new country*

Kyungsoo: You don't like my cooking, or my voice, or my beat boxing, or my english. Dafuq, I- I hope you choke on a banana and die. *walks away*

Chanyeol: HEY HEY HEY HONEY I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING SO TODAY DARA NOONA LOOKED AT ME AT THE MUSIC PLACE AND THERE WAS ELECTRICITY AND SOME SO I NEED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. I WHAT. BYE.

Baekhyun: I'm sorry. I can't date a gurl who doesn't wear make up.

Chen: Babe? Bab