Principal:So,Kris u will be the m-

Kris:Art.

Principal:Kris,listen t-

Kris:Art.

Lay:Probably the best science teacher,he usually teach about unicorns.

Xiumin:Class,if there are 6 baozi and I ate 5,how much baozi are there left?

Students:On-

Xiumin:Nope,is none.Imma eat it all*drools*

Kai:He likes to teach students with'Physical Education*if yer know wat ah mean??*'

D.O:Ok everybody,now i am going to teach you how to fried ric-

Random classmate:But Kyungsoo sir,we are having English.

D.O:One more word,imma get mah spatula and whoop your tiny outa here.

Chanyeol:He will be teaching The History of The Derp Squad(which he promise to not to tell anyone)

Chen:The music teacher who likely says gull instead of girl and trolling.

Chen:Class,sing with me gull,Ah can't expurain wut ah pheel~

Students:Girl,I can't explain what i feel~

Chen:Are u twerps mocking meh?!

Luhan:Add maths teacher(lol srsly I haven't learn add maths yet so lol)

Sehun:The super advisor,who will give free bubble tea everytime you come to him.

Suho:The vice principal,do i have to explain?

Baekhyun:Boys scout advisor(I'm not sure if your country has this)

Baek:Ok boys!Move those hips!

Boys:eh?

Tao:Chemistry.

Tao:Everyone loo-

Student:Sir,how do u get your eyebags?

Tao:I was born with it,no class th-