1D : Hello we are one dir-

Exo : WE ARE ONE!! ANNYEONGHASEYO EXO IMNIDAA!!

1D : ⊙﹏⊙umm. Hi?

EXO : Herro!

1D : .....

EXO :   ....

Chanyeol : Okay so who the main rapper? *derp*

Baekhyun : Where is your eyeliner and blings?*flips hair*

D.O : Who is your mom and chef?

Chen : Who is the troller?

Sehun : Who is the evil maknae?

Kai : Who is the king of iness?

Luhan : Who is the manly? *whispers I mean girly*

Xiumin : Who is the baozi?

Suho : Who is the guardian leader?

Tao : Who is the king of selca?

Lay : Who are you guys? Are you unicorns??

1D : ....

Kris : I am the picasso ,the rapper,the leader and anything. Please ignore those and welcome to galaxy. *Doing unngya unggya style*

Sooo how is it?? Tell me if there any members I miss and no offense to directioners! It is just a jokeee. Bbuing bbuing~

By coauthor : imanfya a.k.a Miss Byuntaeng♀♡♥