If You Be Exo's Wife

You to Kris: Stop hugging the mirror!
You to Tao: Stop practicing wushu with that mop! You'll break something!
You to Chen: Stop laughing! Our house is already burning.
You to Lay: Yes, Lay. I'm your wife. Yes, we got married. Yes, you're ther father. Yes, this is our house. No baby, we're not gonna do 'that' just so you'll remember we did that.
You to Xiumin: We're gonna have to buy more food. Our ref are empty.
You to Luhan: Yes. Yes. I got it dear. You're manly. So can you put down the couch now.
You to Chanyeol: Give your son his psp back!
You to Kai: Yah yeobo~ Not now. I'm tired from last nigt.
You to Sehun: Yah! Don't you dare leave me and your kids for Luhan!
You to Suho: Yeobo~ Thanks for this wonderful breakfast in bed.
You to D.O: Ahh! Ok, Im sorry. Im sorry. I get it already. I'd to put less salt next time.
You to Baekyun: Yah jagi-yah! Give me back my eyeliner! Buy your own!

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