Exo pickup lines

EXO On A Situation/Scenario
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Xiumin: will you be the warmth to my baozis?

Luhan: will you be the woman to my manly heart?

Kris: will you be Ace's mother?

Suho: will yopu be the mother ot my many kids?

Lay: will you be the notes to my guitar

Baekhyun: will you be the liner to my eye?

Chen: will you be the derpette to my inner troll?

Chanyeol: will you be my derpina

D.O: will you be the ._. to my O_O?

Tao: will you be the prada gucci?

Kai:  will you be the rythm to my dance?

Sehun: will you be the princess for the peasants?

Exo: will you be my valentine? ;D

heyyyy! guys! Demilee_16 here!!

i know i haven't updated in ages but that was because i was working on my one shot for my other story and i have 7 projects to do they are all due this week!

sehun please save me!

oh and can i just say i love Kai and Lay's pickup lines!

and did you guys hear? kris is leaving exo! NOOOOOOOO! he is not my favourite but i still love him! no one can replace him! forever exo "we are one" #webelieveinyoukris

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i love all of you! 

bye bye! xoxo

 

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Hichul #1
Ilike it it´s pretty funny
ash23ash23 #2
Chapter 10: Visiting a zoo?
Totororo #3
Chapter 117: Chapter 114: Mini trolls!!!! GO CHENNYCHEN DR TROLL
Maria_Maraki
#4
Chapter 124: hahaha was all daebak!!! update soon !!!!!!!!
hyungapple
#5
Chapter 36: The Kris-Snape moments though XDD
GreenDecember #6
Finally found something to laugh...thanks author...
PuPpy_KooKiE #7
Chapter 10: Chapter 120: This made me laugh my out XDDDD
mysoulisstarving #8
Chapter 124: TBH would watch luhan's seriously~~
kpopgirl2494 #9
Chapter 123: Lol this is so funny!! Sehun lol what's with the milk you weirdo!! XD