"GUYS, GUYS. IT'S THE DAY WHERE AT LEAST ONE OF US GETS CHOCOLATE.
GUYS
CHO CO LA TE" Baekhyun furiously flailed and hit someone-oh look that someone was Kris.

"Who do you think is going to get chocolates?" Chanyeol asked.

"Probably Jongin, I mean, he's a freshman and I don't think anyone knows his obsession over High School Musical yet." Luhan pointed out.

"Pfffft, everyone knows that everyone in the basketball team loves High School Musical, it's even on the school wall." Chen snickered.

"True... Although I also think that either Luhan or Kyungsoo will get the most, because ya know... them being, um, "cute" I guess." 

"PFFFFFFFFFFTTT

Luhan? Kyungsoo? Cute? Please." Xiumin laughed, quite loudly.

"I WILL CUT YOU BI-"

"nO PROFANITY YOU LITTLE "

"Um."

Let me conclude that this conversation went on for three hours.

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"So... How much chocolates did you get?"

"Let's make a chart like last year."

Luhan - 5
Jongin - 7
Kyungsoo - 7
Sehun - 6 
Baekhyun - 8
Chanyeol - 7
Xiumin - 5
Lay - 6
Suho - 5
Tao - 6
Chen - 9
And lastly...
Kris - 0

"HEEYY HOW DID I GET 0!??!"

"Because no one likes you Kris." 

"Hurtful..."

"Wow, surprisingly, Chen won.
Wow,
Amazing."

"I don't need your sass." Chen slapped Xiumin across the head.

The teammates split all their chocolates to give everyone an equal amount of chocolate.

"We have some chocolates leftover, what do we do yo."

"Give them to ME." Baekhyun bellowed.

"Who votes on Baekhyun eating the rest of the chocolates?"

Everyone except Kris raised their hands.

"KRIS WHY DIDN'T YOU RAISE YOUR HAND HUH
HUH
HUH."

Baekhyun kept saying HUH until 30 minutes after.

"H-haah... I'm too tired to say huh, HEY CHANYEOL SAY HUH FOR ME."

"Wha-
Fine.
HUH
HUH." Sorry, Chanyeol couldn't even last 15 minutes.

"YOU'RE A USELESS PEASANT!!" 

SHUFJDHSHDHFKSSKFJDMA

"What was that noise."

"I believe that's the sound of Chanyeol's heart breaking."

"What."

"Nah I'm just kidding someone broke in again."

"Are we going to smother them with gay like last time?"

"Hell yeah."

Luhan sauntered towards where the person who broke in was.

"Hey buddy, want to have some fun?"

"um.
I already know that no one likes you so please don't ruin your life like this," The boy grabbed Luhan's shoulders, "YOU CAN LIVE A HAPPIER LIFE, JUST DON'T DO THIS!!!" He was repeatedly shaking Luhan's shoulders.

He left and wished Luhan good luck.

"Well, that was unexpected."

"On Valentine's Day too..."

"Luhan is livin the sad lyfe."

"Shut up, you're just mad because you're just a steamed bun, you hole"

"I told you to nEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN!!!"

"HEEYY NOW I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE STEAMED BUN THING"

"ME TOO"

"Well it all started when...."

Luhan and Xiumin were walking home and they noticed a sign that read, "IF YOU FINISH THESE STEAMED BUNS WITHIN 30 MINUTES, ITS FREE! BUT IF YOU DON'T FINISH IT WITHIN THE TIME THEN YOU PAY $100" 

"I'll pay for you if you don't finish it."

"Deal."

...

"OHOHOHO IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OUR FIRST CHALLENGER, here you go, 42 steamed buns and your time is... NOW!"

30 minutes later...

"WOAH XIUMIN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FINISHED ALL THE FOOD.
you really are fat"

"S-shut up! Be lucky that you wont have to pay you peasant!"

"Yeah, yeah."

And then, Luhan started calling Xiumin a steamed bun.

"That...
Was the worst flashback ever."

"Totally ruined Valentine's Day."

"AT LEAST WE TOLD YOU, GOD DAMN"

"he just said god's name in vain" Tao whispered.

"SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!!"

Yup, worst Valentine's Day ever.

UUUUUNTIL.......

"GUYS
GUYS
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IS ON, RIGHT NOW, I SUMMON ALL YOU PEASANTS AT MY CRIB, RIGHT NOW. RIIIIGHHTT HERREEE, RIIIIGGHHTT NOOWW-
WAIT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, JUST COME OVER HERE!" Xiumin barked orders until everyone went to his house.

It was the point, it was High School Musical for heaven's sake, High School Musical is always the point.

"AHHHHH THEY REALLY ARE PLAYING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL"

"WHAT TIME IS IT!??!?"

"SUMMERTIME!"

"Ah... Looks like our son has summoned his friends over to obsess over High School Musical..."

"At least he's not- never mind." His mom peered over to where Xiumin was and mentally face palmed, seeing her son dance and sing in unison with the movie.

Okay, Valentine's Day was alright.

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A/N

im sorry yall for always having super late updates 

i just have no ideas bc i literally am dumb ok ok

just remember ily and im sorry

and this was unbeta'd so if i have any mistakes feel free to tell me ok ok ily

btw pokemon jokes bc i can and theyre funny as hell