Halloween Bonus~ (V-Card Specur)
Getcha Head in the Game!
"GUUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!" Luhan yelled as he ran inside the gym, sobbing.
"KRIS STOLE MY V CARD!" Everyone's eyes turned bigger than Kyungsoo's.
oh das big.
"Isn't Sehun supposed to?" Tao asked with eyes piercing through Luhan.
"No! Why would he?!" Luhan flailed as he kept whining about his v card taken.
"Oh how unexpected, Luhan losing his v card to someone he absolutely hates..." Xiumin said as he clicked his tongue.
"I know right! I was saving it too!" Luhan exclaimed while flailing his arms, with Kris behind him.
"OWWIES!!" Kris wailed as he got hit in the face by Luhan's arms.
"HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING MY V CARD!" Luhan raged at Kris, while beating him with a basketball.
"WHAT"
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"THE"
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"HECKIE."
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"DIE KRIS WITH YOUR GAY WORDS!!!!!!" Luhan screams maniacally.
-nurses-
"What happened." The nurse said while staring at Kris.
"Um... Er... I repeatedly beat Kris with a basketball..."
"...
Good! I hated Kris, he was so annoying." The nurse happily said.
"Hurtful..." Kris said with a icepack on his... well... every part of his body.
"Can you stop saying that." Chanyeol snapped.
"WOOO CHANYEOL TELL HIM!" Chen yelled with Xiumin.
"Hurt-"
Kris stopped a bit, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!"
"OH YEAH ITS HALLOWEEN WHERES MY CANDY ES??"
"CANDYYYY"
They all ripped out their clothes and underneath was their costumes.
"What the Kris, why the hell are you Alice? AND BAEKHYUN WHY ARE YOU DRESSED UP AS CINDERELLA???" Luhan screamed.
"Umm... I like Alice..." Kris said.
"That's why no one likes you Kris Wu, or Ben Ben, or Kevin, or Yifan, or Wufan, and stop getting so much names, god." The nurse said while rubbing his temples.
"wAIT... HIS?!?!?!?" Kyungsoo screeched.
"Yes... My name is Suga, but, you can call me Suga, except Kris." Suga said while grinning.
"I think Kris is all good now, now go play basketball, or whatever." Suga said while slowly kicking them out.
"You didn't even do anything to me!!!" Kris yelled.
"I DIDN'T?!?!? GOOD." Suga yelled back.
"I'm still mad at you for stealing my V card." Luhan whispered to Kris angrily.
"You're fault for being off guard." Kris whispered back.
"You fricking spat on me." Luhan said.
"Oops."
"I will give you three seconds."
"Pssshhhh...."
"1,
2-"
RIIIIIINNGGG
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Luhan yelled dramatically.
"What the ?! Who died?" Lay yelled while staring at Luhan.
"V IS COMING!!!"
"Who is V?" Sehun asked peering at Luhan's kneeling position.
"Whoever gets a V card gets 20 dollars from V, and kRIS STOLE MY V CARD!!"
"OOOOHHH...." The ten teammates said in unison.
"Y-you guys thought-
NO
EW
KRIS
HE
IS
EW
KRIS
IS
NO
HE
IS
NO!!" Luhan shrieked.
"Hey guys, who has my card? I know Luhan doesn't." V said, staring at Luhan, holding back his laughter.
"I have it!!" Kris said while giving V his card.
"Thanks, loser, now here's $20." V said while giving Kris his money. Luhan was rolling on the gym floor, wailing and flailing, crying like Kris. ("Hurtful..." "Shut up, Kris.")
"Wow this looks pitiful." Jongin said as he stared at Luhan rolling (or was he doing the worm?).
Chen looked up, "HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SING A SONG?!?!"
"Depends on what song." Baekhyun snapped.
"NSYNC, ITS GONNA BE ME."
"OH MY GOD THATS MY SOOOONNNGGG!!!" Kyungsoo yelled.
Everyone looked at him.
"um.. I mean-"
"OHMYGOD YES LETS SING IT!!!"
"It's gonna--be--me
Oh, yeah
You might've been hurt, babe
That ain't no lie
You've seen them all come and go, oh..
I remember you told me
That it made you believe in
No man, no cry
Maybe that's why
Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally,
Get to love somebody
Guess what,
It's gonna be me..
You've got no choice, babe
But to move on, and you know
There ain't no time to waste
You're just too blind (too blind), to see
But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me
You can't deny
So just tell me why
Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody (somebody)
Guess what (guess what)
It's gonna be me
It's gonna be me
Oh yeah...
There comes a day
When I'll be the one, you'll see..
It's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna
It's gonna be me
All that I do
Is not enough for you
Don't wanna lose it
But I'm not like that
When finally (finally)
You get to love
Guess what (guess what)
Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you (for you babe)
You don't wanna lose it again (don't wanna lose it)
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody (love..)
Guess what (guess what)
It's gonna be me
Every little thing I do (Oh...)
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again (don't wanna lose it)
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally (baby when you finally)
Get to love somebody
Guess what (guess what)
It's gonna be-"
"EVERYBODY SAY NO!"
"...
Are you serious, Kris?"
"aRE YOU KIDDING ME??!?!"
Everyone shook their heads and shamed on Kris.
While Suho was walking home, a girl came up to him and handed him a letter.
"S-Suho oppa... eh... I-It's like c-catching lighting the chances of finding someone l-like you..."
"IT'S ONE IN A MILLION THE CHANCES OF FEELING THE WAY WEEE DOOOOO!!!"
Lay suddenly jumped out of nowhere, wrapping one arm around Suho.
"U-umm, accept this, oppa, and bye!" She scurried out there. (SCURRY MAN SCURRRYYY)
"Dude how'd she know what was my favourite song!?" Lay said while singing to Can I Have This Dance in High School Musical.
"Don't know, maybe she likes that song too..." Suho said while opening the letter.
Dear Suho,
I love you, and I want to create the Start of Something New with you and Everyday we can have a Night to Remember. We can be Fabulous together, you can Bet On It! But don't Stick To The Status Quo, because we Gotta Go Our Own Way (I know it's My but to make it fit...). Breaking Free of everyone's expectations. Right Here, Right Now, if you don't go to the rooftop, I will Walk Away, thinking you don't accept my feelings. I will somehow Work This Out, if you reject me. But remember, You Are The Music in Me. And I hope you accept me! It's either Now or Never.
Love, Fangurilla
"Dude, that's so cool! Dang, it's hard finding. High School Musical fans up in this country yo," Lay said while reading Suho's letter.
"Are you gonna accept her?"
"No... She... No, she's not my type."
"Okay, bro,"
"Do you wanna watch High School Musical with the team? We're watching it at my house at 7:00." Lay asked.
"Sure." Suho said.
"Cool."
"We've dug ourselves a hole, and the only way out is on each other's shoulders. No more X's and O's. Forget the scoreboard. Here's the number that means something... Sixteen minutes left in the game... the season... and for the seniors on this squad... sixteen minutes left in a Wildcats uniform." Coach Jack Bolton said in High School Musical.
"OH MY GOD SO BEAUTIFUL!!!" Lay yelled while crying with the rest of the team, except Suho, who was teary eyed, but not crying.
"WhY ARENT YOU CRYING?!?!?!" Luhan yelled while throwing his snot-filled tissues at Suho.
"It's not that sad..." Suho said while staring intently at the screen.
" YOU WANT TO FIGHT!?!?!?" Baekhyun screeched.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Once a wildcat, always a wildcat."
"OH MY GOD TROY YOU ARE SO PERFECT!!" Jongin said while caressing Troy's face on the screen.
"UGH WHY CAN'T TROY BE WITH ME?!" Chen screamed.
And they spent all night fawning over High School Musical.
A/N:
maYBE LIKE LATE HALLOWEEN SPECUR
i hate using the word "oppa" but for crack purposes i must endure
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