But It Ain't No Lie Baby Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)

Getcha Head in the Game!

"Guys..." Kris said sadly.

"What do you want, Wanna-Be-Nicki-Minaj-And-Drake-That-Can-Barely-Speak-English?"

"Shut up, Luhan, all you can say in English is yo, yeah, I see your Instagram."

"BURUUUURURURURRRRNNNN!" The team screamed out loud.

"Guys, I might have to move to the volleyball team." Kris weeped.

"Okay, good luck then." Xiumin slapped Kris's back.

"Hurtful!" 

"Shut the up, Kris."

"Yo, where's Baekhyun though?" Luhan asked.

"Did you really need to say yo in English." Jongdae shook his head in shame, with Luhan blushing.

"Sh-shut up! Anyway, about Baekhyun."

"He's going out with this chick, bro, that was like a week ago." Sehun lightly slapped Luhan's face.

"DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT BRUH?!" Luhan punched Sehun and they started fighting like little girls.

"Guys, stop! Are we ignoring the fact that Baekhyun has a girlfriend? I thought he was like 100000% gay." Tao screamed.

"Or the fact that I'm leaving!"

"Oh shut up, Kris."

 

 


Baekhyun sneezed, "Shut the up, Kris." (Kris sneezed)

"What was that?" Taeyeon said.

, I said that on instinct!

"Nothing, just talking to myself."

"... We can't be dating if you talk to yourself you is weird as heckie." Taeyeon swerved and walked away.

Baekhyun shrugged and started walking to the gym, "I'm gay anyway, oh hey that rhymed! Oh , I'm turning into Kris." 

 

 

"SUP ES GUESS WHO'S BACK!"

cue cricket noises

There was no one in the gym.

Baekhyun looked at the gym doors and read the sign, BASKETBALL CLUB DISBANDED

Oh hell no.

 

 


A/N

HEY LOSERS IM BACK ITS BEEN LIKE FIVE MONTHS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe ill update maybe not next chapter might be the last it might not

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ZaulieIZzy #1
Chapter 10: UPDATE AUTHORNIM!!!!!
SpartAce_shipper13
#2
Chapter 3: Hye author nim! New reader here!! I really really love this ff. I'm a hardcore fan of HSM. The first chap is great! I know all the songs in HSM so when Suho read the letter given to him, I litterally sing those songs XD this ff got me laughing so hard! xD
K-PopGyokuro
#3
Chapter 1: Chapter 1: X'D You got meh laughing hard
OhNiniSoo #4
Chapter 9: Wait


What
exozen
#5
you .
your writing .








sukcingly amazing OTL
yea I know my comment is lame.
OhNiniSoo #6
Chapter 7: LOL Sehun is probably still left all alone at McDonalds.
Well, at least Jesus died for him.