-20 minutes before Dara woke up-   Humming peacefully Jiyong finally finishes off vacuuming Daras apartment, making the entire place look spotless.    This also means the hallway closet is -cough- erm you know... Full of normal stuff... Like a broken toaster and a big bag full of ping ping balls...   Throwing away the last bag of garbage, Jiyong makes his way to the kitchen to wash his hands, but on the way there the doorbell rings.   -RING DING DONG- (A/N: lol sorry guy I was just so tempted to do this! Shawol for life <3)   Quickly drying his hands with a tea towel, Jiyong hurriedly walks towards the door when the person outside rapidly rings the bell.   "Jesus I'm here, I'm here" Jiyong mutters opening the door.   "NOOOONA" a deep voice shouts.   Jiyong jumps a little in his spot as he stares at an abnormally tall kid well he's actually a teen eyeing Jiyong.   "N-noona?" Jiyong can't help but stutter a little from the dark glare the boy was giving him.   "You aren't my noona..." The boy starts off "WHAT DID YOU DO TO NOONA!? OH NO OH NO NOONA DID YOU GET A CHANGE!? NOONA NOOOOOOOO"    The boy grabs Jiyong by the collar of his shirt and rather harshly shakes Jiyong in hopes of putting some sense back into his 'noonas' head.   "W-wait! I think you're mistaken! I'm not your-" Jiyongs sentence is cut short with the frantic rambling of the boy.   "Noona! Lets change you back ok? I'll even pay for it! HECK NOONA I'LL EVEN GO GAY FOR YOU IF YOU DONT WANT TO CHANGE!" The boy is at the brink of tears, giving Jiyong a look that makes the latters skin crawl.   "Wait kid! What are you blabbering about! I'm trying to tell you that your-"   "NOONA SARANGHAE!" The boy wails.   "What! No no! I'm not your noon-" sadly our poor Jiyong couldn't finish his final sentence.   "MMMMMMMHHHHHHHPPPPPP" Jiyongs eyes become as big as saucers when the tall, deep voiced, derp faced boy crashes his lips on Jiyongs. And ladies and gentlemen let me tell you, this kiss was a lip bruising, teeth clashing, and slobbery kiss.   Using all his might, Jiyong pushes the boy off of him with a bewildered look. "WHAT THE !" Jiyong curses at the brink of insanity while he continually spits and wipes his mouth not caring if he's ruining Daras carpet.   Park Chanyeol, the culprit for taking our poor Jiyongs first kiss, stares at Jiyong in complete bliss. "Noona~"   "JESUS! I'm not your noona you bloody coconut!" Jiyong yells on the top of his lungs, hostility evident in his eyes. "Are you so psychopath or something"   *I'm not your noona. I'm not your noona, I'm not your noona* echoes through Chanyeols empty skull.   Jiyong furiously wipes his mouth with his shirt, oblivious to the angry a