“So guys, what shall we do today?” You asked. No one answered. “Come on, guys! It seems like you’re all dead!”

“There’s nothing to do, noona.” Myungsoo pouted. “Being a baby can be boring at times.” “Yeah.” Dongwoo agreed. “There are so many things we can’t do because we’re small.”

“Isn’t there any other way to change back, other than sitting here and waiting for 100 days to go by?” Howon asked.

Everyone thought about what Howon had just said. “Maybe Howon’s right.” Sunggyu sat up.

Everyone looked to him. “I know I’m right, but about what?” Howon asked. “There may be a faster way to change back!”

“There is!?” That got everyone’s attention.

Sunggyu nodded, “We never know! Maybe we can find out a solution online! Google knows the answer to everything!”

“I LOVE YOU, GOOGLE!” Sungyeol exclaimed. “Hey, hey. Slow down, buddy. Sunggyu is saying there may be a solution. Who the hell would turn into babies for 100 days in the first place?” You rolled your eyes, but got out the laptop from the other room, and placed it on the floor so everyone could see. You grabbed the iPad, too, and handed it to Woohyun and Sungjong, who were going to research separately.

You typed, ‘Weird transforming wine’ into the search bar, and the Infinite members, excluding Sungjong and Woohyun, watched the screen intently. “Don’t get your hopes up, guys.” You said. “Your situation has probably 99% never happened to anyone else.”

The searches finally loaded up, and everyone held their breath.

Sungyeol suddenly shouted, “LOOK! A LINK! HURRY, NOONA! CLICK ON THAT ONE!” He fervently jabbed his finger on the laptop screen at the third link with wide eyes.

“Alright, alright, Sungyeol. Sit down, please. And calm down, too.” You clicked on it and waited for the page to load.

“Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.” Sunggyu and Dongwoo silently prayed.

When it finally loaded, everyone’s heads shot forward with their eyes scanning the words for a potential solution.

Question: What do I do if I’ve turned into a baby after drinking wine?

“THAT’S US, NOONA!” Dongwoo shouted. Even Myungsoo was shouting, which was really surprising.

Answer: This is for all the idiots out there – who the hell turns into a baby after drinking wine? Are you freaking insane? What do you think this is? A freaking film? Get a grip of yourself. I don’t understand what the human population is coming to.

“I told you so.” You shrugged once you had finished