Confirmation: I am a professional writer and THIS IS THE LAST THING I HAVE TO WRITE IN MY LIFE.
(stupid Kyuhyun)

-MY DAY-

(This is humiliating, I feel like a cheesy high school girl)

6:30 am         Wake up, do personal hygiene, eat breakfast            

LIAR – he only wakes up at 6:30 if he HAS TO, or else he always defines ‘breakfast’ with ‘lunch’ -_-

7:00 am         Get the macchiato from Wonder Boys (What Kyuhyun got in his mind, really, when he named the coffee shop with such an ugly title) ← RYEOWOOK!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!

And you never get here at EXACTLY 7:00, you’re such a big liar.

8:00 am         Start my day ← by staying in my coffee and drawing silly giraffes, HAH!

9: 15 am        Have a break, then start writing.

Okay, this is no joke. His writing is truly AMAZING. Like a whole world coming alive.

To think again I should’ve accepted to sign all of my books for him (which I gladly didn’t, for god’s sake HE HAS MY SIGNATURE FRAMED ON HIS COFFEE SHOP’S WALL! Biggest fan ever haha OuO) ← Okay my hatred to him has now officially upgraded into a new level -_-

This timetable thing is a nightmare! ← That’s for not signing my book, hah! Revenging feels so good all the time \(>o<)/

11:30 pm       Cook and eat lunch. ← How come he is never as fantastic as his food?

I love his yangnyeom chicken, how can he make it so crunchy and spicy?! It just melts in your mouth, ahhhhh.
I really should think of ‘cooking meals for a month’ as the next dare.

A/N: Check out yangnyeom chicken - Korean fried chicken, here.

1:30 pm         Take a nap.

Tell you a secret, he’s a snorer. And he’s a bad sleeper. I always end up being his pillow when we share the same bed.
But I like his hugs, haha. It’s like a kitten trying to hug a big bear.

2:45 pm        Wake up, attend events (often scheduled at this time). I hate events, and crowds, even when I love my fans ← I also hate events, even when I accompany him. There’s always danger.

Or go shopping! I always need food, new clothes and accessories – even when sometimes I end up buying everything for Kyuhyun -_- ← his fashion style is unbearable, I don’t know why I kept wearing them til they’ve worn out.

I HATE YOU KYUHYUN! If only I didn’t lose that Truth or Dare game >.<

5:00 pm         Have a break at Kyuhyun’s café. Help him with the work.← I don’t want him to!

I’m starting to think you don’t know how to read the clock, Ryeowook. You can arrive at 6:14, 6:43 or even 7:20, but you NEVER get here at 5:00. 

7:00 pm          Cook dinner. Share dinner to Kyuhyun every Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat and Sun. Wait, that’s a whole week. Cheater. I’M NOT A CHEATER!!! I’M WICKED, CLEVER, ANYTHING BUT A CHEATER!!!

Almost there! About to get rid of this! ← Go to the toilet, Ryeowook =’=
 

8:00 pm           Stay in for writing/Hang out. Usually with Jongwoon/Eunhyuk/Hyung Sik/ Kyung Soo. Kyuhyun has his gang, and they’re nice, but I hate their ‘boys night out’. I don’t know why, I just hate it. Especially Kyuhyun’s satisfying smile when he gets back.

Okay. I admit I have the same feeling about his ‘gang’.
What is wrong with us really?

9:00 Sundays   KBS! Kim Tak Gu! The King of Baking! ^o^ I didn’t know that Kyuhyun can sing that heavenly! (not to mention how I’d written the script so perfectly, haha) ←Narcissist -_-

My cousin worked at the studio, and I was once invited to sing the OST.
He almost threw a party on that (how lovely)

12:00 am         Varies. Go to sleep/ Keep on writing if is inspired/ PJs party.

PYJAMAS PARTY IS ALSO AN OPTION! And he tells me he hates it – duh!
 

IT’S FINALLY FINISHED!
(Oh my god such a relief! You’ll pay, Kyuhyun ah, you’ll pay)

THIS IS A HUGE INVASION TO MY PRIDE AND CONFIDENCE!  ← You never have pride and confidence when you’re around me, Ryeowook, haha!

Crazy thought #3:

“He’ll never discover what I’ve added into his timetable” – Kyuhyun.

Fun fact #9:

Violet found this crumbled piece of paper on the ground of the coffee shop, right when there are sounds of a big quarrel in the kitchen.