Define ‘best friend’.

Is it the one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out?
Is it the one who can make you laugh at the moment you want to cry?
Or is it the one who is the only therapist that can cure your problems?

Reality agrees with the simplest explanation: Best friend is the only one who understands your alien language – because they express the real you.

So instead of yelling each other’s name, Kyuhyun and Ryeowook have found another way to badmouth their best friend.

*****

-Oh oh oh how about giraffe wallpaper for your coffee shop? That will look so damn cute!!!
-Ryeowook...
-We can also tile the floor pink to match the wallpaper too!!! It would be marvelous!
-Ryeowook!
-Oh yes, and a huge store sign decorated with flowers and bunny!
-I think you should go to the toilet, Ryeowook.

*****

-He’s 40! He can’t even make a proper drink – his coffee tastes like potato soup! And you still want to hire him!
-But he’s the son of my mother’s cousin’s sister’s sibling…
-Go to the toilet, Kyuhyun. Always go to the toilet.

*****

-That chair should go to the left.
-Nah. Don’t you see it’s a little cramped there? We should move it to the right.
-I planed to put a rack there for magazines!
-Place the rack into the toilet, then!
-You know what… That sounds like a good idea.

They eventually put a rack in the toilet – for Superman’s comics, mind you.

*****

-You look so tired. Just quit your job already, Kyuhyun.
-I can’t!
-Why?
-…
-You’re going to have your new shop open anytime and you still want to be a waiter?
-They need me…
-We can find a replacement for them!
-Well… You know…
-Don’t tell me it’s the money problem.
-Well, I… We’ll have to deal with the rental payment soon and the staff… can not be underpaid too…
-I told you not to worry about it! I’ve just had my latest film script sold!
-I… I don’t want to depend on you too much…
-How about this – let’s make it a 50/50 property. I’ll pay the rental and make sure the shop is fully furnished – I’ll take 20% profit. You take care of the staff’s salary and the coffee ingredients.
-Oh… I think that could work…
-So… go to the toilet?
-...Definitely.

*****

You may wonder why Ryeowook is so whole-hearted in helping Kyuhyun.
Ryeowook would say, because he is my best friend.
I would say, because he wants Kyuhyun to be happy.

But reality smiles and says, go to the toilet you all, Ryeowook is starting to fall for Kyuhyun.

He just doesn’t notice that.

Fun fact #5:
"Toilet /ˈtɔɪlət/ (Noun)
[COUNTABLE] A structure like a seat over a hole where you get rid of waste from your body".

And I threw the dictionary into the toilet.