Guilty Pleasure

It's a SHINee Facebook


Choi Minho was shocked. Taemin had a Facebook account?


Since when?


But wait.


Didn’t he hate Facebook?


He needed to consult with his fellow members.


Choi Minho Since when did Taemin have a Facebook account?

25 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Lee Jinki He has one?

            23 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Kim Kibum WHICH ONE OF YOU BADDIES


            23 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I’ll ask him about it later…

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun herp derp.

            4 minutes ago · Like



It was midnight, and all the lights in SHINee’s dorm were turned off.  Nothing was heard except the chirping of crickets. All was calm and peaceful.


A shadow crept through the house.


It was carrying a laptop.


It was smiling evilly.


It entered the bathroom.


It quietly closed the door, with an unmistakable “Hehe.”


It was Taemin.


He sat on the bathroom floor and opened his laptop.


His guilty pleasure.




Welcome to Facebook, Taemin.


1. Accept your friend requests


            Choi Minho wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


            Kim Jonghyun wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


            Kim Kibum wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


            Lee Jinki wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


Taemin was shocked. How did they know he had a facebook?


He only had one facebook friend.


Manager hyung.


Should he add them or not?


It’s okay. Adding them is okay.


I can just pretend I’m not SHINee’s Taemin.



News Feed                                                                       Top News · Most Recent


Lee Jinki Taemin accepted my friend request ㅋㅋㅋ

25 minutes ago · Like · Comment

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            Kim Jonghyun He accepted mine too…

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum TAEMIN HOW COULD YOU ㅠㅠ

            20 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Choi Minho I thought Taemin hated facebook?

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin excz mee who r uuu?

            a minute ago · Like

            Kim Kibum TAEMINNIEEE! How could you let

            these pooheads influence you?

            a few seconds ago  · Like

            Lee Taemin doo I kno uuuu?

            a few seconds ago · Like


Lee Taemin

            Taemin could really use some help fertilizing their

            crops in FarmVille!

            Taemin noticed their crops are a bit on the puny side

            because they haven’t been fertilized yet…

April 22, 2011 at 6:38 pm via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Fertilize

their crops

            Manager I spread fertilizer every day!

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin yeah…me too!

            10 minutes ago · Like


Lee Taemin

            Taemin’s chickens are mighty hungry!

            Taemin could use some help feeding their chickens!

            Happy, fed chickens give more Mystery Eggs!

29 minutes ago via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Feed their



Lee Taemin

            Taemin found some fuel to share!

            Taemin was plowing on their farm and struck oil- black

            gold! They can’t use all of it themselves!

12 minutes ago via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Get some


Lee Taemin

            Taemin found a lonely Black Sheep on their farm.

            Oh no!

            Taemin was farming when a lonely black Sheep

            wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. This poor sheep

            was abandoned because she’s a bit different from

            other sheep. She feels very sad and needs a new home.

a few seconds ago via FarmVille · LIke · Comment · Adopt the

Black Sheep


Choi Minho ... Lee Taemin. STOP.

8 minutes ago · Like · Comment

Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 32 others like this

            Lee Taemin ummmm stop wut? I dont evn knoo

            uuu. whahaha. lolls.

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Stop being a farmer! Your mom

            and dad will kill us all… Although, you with a rice hat

            would be nice…

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin I’ll stop. JAYKAY, L OH L. hahaha

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Choi Minho ...

            a few seconds ago · Like · 24 people       


Kim Kibum Taemin playing FarmVille. Taemin using

text language. Taemin on facebook! Taemin being rude!

Was I a bad mom? ㅠㅠ

3 minutes ago· Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun Kimmy, whoever marries you in

            the future will be very happy.

            2 minutes ago · Like · 13 people

           Kim Jonghyun On a second thought, Taemin might 

           be on crack.

           2 minutes ago · Like

           Kim Kibum I knew it! You're the baddie that influenced

           Taemin to this evil stuff!

           a few seconds ago · Like



Taemin entered the dining room to see four quizzical faces looking up at him. He sat down and picked up his chopsticks.


They continued to stare.


“Taemin, you aren’t going to be a farmer, right?”


Heh. I’ve always liked those rice farmer hats.


“Taemin, you don’t have a Facebook account, right?




“Taemin, do you like using text talk?”


Usually, no.


I shook my head to all the questions and resumed eating.


Onew, Key, Minho, and Jonghyun muttered to each other with reassuring smiles.


Mission Accomplished.



❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

 from dulcee 


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Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin