Special Holiday Chapter! Included is a mini Happy Hour. C:< 

A re-edited holiday song - THE AFF VERSION - will be posted later.

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Manager Minho is so grumpy!

about an hour ago· Comment · Kim Jonghyun likes this

            Lee Jinki he’s nice to me…

            58 minutes ago · Like

Lee Jinki I have a new joke guys!

about an hour ago· Comment · Manager like this

            Lee Jinki What did the pear say to the apple?

            58 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Why you so fat?

            57 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

            Lee Jinki wrong!

            55 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Hey there, beautiful.

            54 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki wrong! Fruits don’t talk! haha.

            54 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho you're such a killjoy…

            52 minutes ago · Like · 9 people

Kim Jonghyun happy Christmas!

53 minutes ago· Comment · Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, and 8 others like this

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            Kim Jonghyun it’s Merry Christmas, you poophead!

            52 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Kim Kibum don’t be such a party pooper.

            52 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Poopville; population 2. You, and you.

            50 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Manager omg minho why are you so funnaay?

            49 minutes ago · Like

Kim Jonghyun ugh. Christmas. Last year, my presents were labeled

with “Shipped from Craptown”.

50 minutes ago· Comment · Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, and 4 others like this

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            Kim Kibum el oh els! Santa hates you!

            47 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun …

            46 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum when I was a kid, I asked for a pack of cigarettes.

            46 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY?

            45 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum but he gave me a bicycle instead…

            43 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun I’m relieved… I thought you were a druggy

            for a second…

            42 minutes ago · Like

Manager When I was a kid, I left salad for Santa. Not milk and

cookies.

43 minutes ago· Comment · Like

            Kim Kibum … why would you do that…

            41 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Manager don’t you think he could stand to lose a few

            pounds? I was helping him lose weight!

            39 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho …

            39 minutes ago · Like

Lee Jinki ooh. Guess what time it is?

38 minutes ago· Comment · Like

            Choi Minho Spare me, Onew…

            38 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

            Kim Kibum err…

            37 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun …

            36 minutes ago · Like

Lee Jinki Happy Hour Christmas Version! Everyone clap!

35 minutes hour ago · Comment · Like

            Choi Minho suddenly, I feel like going to the restroom.

            34 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki no?

            32 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki forever alone with chicken. Go away, 2Min and

            Jongkey!

            31 minutes ago · Like

Lee Jinki what do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?

30 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Lee Jinki This one will sleigh you!

            29 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I think I died a little inside…

            27 minutes ago · Like · 3 people

Lee Jinki What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?

26 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Lee Jinki A snowball!

            25 minutes ago · Like

Lee Jinki what do reindeer have that no other animals have?

24 minutes ago· Comment · Like

            Lee Jinki baby reindeer!

            22 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki this is so fun!

            20 minutes ago · Like

Choi Minho I have a migraine…

23 minutes ago· Comment · Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, and 4 others like this

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            Kim Jonghyun same here…

            21 minutes minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum me too...

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Oh, let me tell you a joke that’ll cure your

            migraine!

            18 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Onew, no. Just…. no.

            18 minutes ago · Like · 9 people

Taemin shuffled to my door and slammed it shut. After carefully locking the door, he flopped down on his chair. With a huff, he crossed his arms over his chest.

You know why I like Christmas?

Because I get gifts.

You know why I hate it?

Because Onew ruins it. Pffft.

Kim Kibum special holiday fashion tip from yours truly!

18 minutes ago · Comment · Manager likes this

            Manager Oooh. Everyone pay attention!

            17 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Yes, yes, clap for me! Cheer for me! Praise me!

            16 minutes ago · Like

Kim Kibum always wear your holiday smile!

15 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, and 23 others like this

            Manager … I expected something better…

            15 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho no, this is probably the only tip from Key

            that makes sense.

            14 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Jjong approves.

            13 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

Kim JonghyunI want a dog for Christmas…

14 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Manager No no no! Besides, you already have a dog.

            13 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun but Roo is a huge pooper and he needs

            a girl dog to mate with!

            13 minutes ago · Like

            Manager The reason why you can’t have another one is

            because of it’s poop…

            11 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Oh…

            10 minutes ago · Like

Lee Taemin Manager I know what I want for Christmas now.

13 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Choi Minho How do you know Manager?

            13 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin he’s… uh… my drinking buddy.

            12 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho he drinks? I learned something new… so that

            means you’re around his age, right?

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin I’m… err. 45 years old!

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Manager Minho, shoo shoo. What do you want?

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin money for Farmville.

            9 minutes ago · Like

            Manager rejected.

            9 minutes ago · Like

Choi Minho where are the decorations that I put out last night?

12 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Kibum oh, those worthless things? I threw them

            away with the rotten fish, why?

            12 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho … Key, we’re using your jewelery to decorate

            the place then.

            11 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum NO! not my precious babies…

            10 minutes ago · Like

Kim Kibum everyone, give me a new pair of shoes!

10 minutes ago· Comment · Like

            Choi Minho you already have 42 pairs. No.

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun and 12 of those pairs are in my room. No.

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki you didn’t buy me chicken last week. No.

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Manager you abused Mr. Doink. No.

            8 minutes ago · Like

Choi Minho Key, your wishlist is obnoxiously long.

10 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, and 19 others like this

Kim Kibum Haters.

7 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Lee JinkiI already have ideas for Christmas food!

6 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Manager Let me guess: baked chicken,

             drumsticks, chicken gravy, and chicken with cold noodles.

            5 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Manager, rest assured. I’m monitoring the

            refridgerator… to make sure that there won’t be a full-out

            chicken meal…

            4 minutes ago · Like · 5 people

            Kim Kibum yuckie.

            4 minutes ago · Like · 3 people

            Kim Jonghyun Jjong disapproves.

            3 minutes ago · Like · 7 people

❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

 from dulcee 

Today, I remembered to included those puns everyone likes! (At the bottom.)

Ahem.

My finals are coming up next next week, and next week is dead week (a.k.a study until you die week). No, seriously. My school calls it dead week.

lewis dot diagrams+bonds+mols+gas laws+electronegativity = dead. dead. dead. dead. 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS WITH LOVE FROM ME.

Tell me you love me too? :]

Anyways, I'd like to draw your attention to other dulcee creations: 

Dating SHINee : An Interactive Story ; The first dating interactive fic on AFF! You get to make all the choices (by clicking on different buttons that lead to different chapters). Do you want to date them, be friends with them, or be their enemies?

RR Stories ; Interactive fic with readers- you create the story! Hilarious... absolute crackfic. Includes flying unicorns, chocolate poop, snot, big drumsticks of chicken, and other weird things the readers/commenters have created.  Check it out for some laffs.

crème glacée ; Stories of life-lessons- includes tragedy, heartbreak, and all that stuff. Read it if you like that moral stuff!

I'm going to add several of those liners here because I've left them out on the previous chapters, and I know some of you guys love them. C;

"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"

"Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now."

"LIving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun!"

I love you!