HEE HEE HEE WA KA KA KA KA!

VOO DOO!

WEE WOO WEE WOO!

LA!

HUR.

Hiccup.

Eh… it’s Taemin here… hee hee.

Ehe.

Manager… gave wine.

To us, loooo!

WOOOOOO. LOOOOO.

Look at the pretty stars and flowers…

I feel a lil’ dizzy… eck. Ack.

Urm.

My stomach hurts,  wa ka wa ka.

Will… go… throw up.

Hee hee…

News Feed                                                                        Top News · Most Recent

Kim Kibum WHO THE HELL JUST GAVE TAEMIN WINE.

about an hour ago · Comment · 8 people like this

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            Kim Jonghyun YEAH WHO DID.

            57 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Manager …I did? Why?

            57 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki …I can’t sleep…

            55 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho HE’S CLINGING ONTO MY LEG.

            54 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum HE THREW UP ON MY CLOTHES.

            51 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun HE TRIED TO CUT UP MY DOG WITH A

            STEAK KNIFE, MIND YOU.

            48 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki 1 chicken, 2 chicken, 3 chicken...

            48 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho SOMEONE, PULL HIM OFF MY LEG.

            46 minutes ago · Like

            Manager Ah, sorry! I suddenly remembered that I have

            an urgent errand to go on… Sayonara, amigos!

            44 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum GET YOUR BACK HERE NOW.

            42 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum HELLO?!

            31 minutes ago · Like

Kim Jonghyun oh god.

41 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Kibum now what?

            40 minutes ago · Like

           Kim Jonghyun He’s trying to strip Minho…

           41 minutes ago · Like

           Choi Minho sav mee u guyz fone nrly out of btttry

           40 minutes ago · Like

          Kim Kibum Get out the ropes.

          38 minutes ago · 5 people like this

          Kim Jonghyun Aye aye.

          36 minutes ago  · Like

Eh hee hee.

Minho has such a nice, soft, and muscular leg…

Ehe.

It’s so fun to squish…

Ooh la la…

Hiccup.

Ehe.

I wonder what kind of abs he has?

Hee hee. 

Sorry, secret message time is over!

Hmm.

What color are his boxers today?

Strip time!

Pish posh applesauce.

Kim Jonghyun I tied him up!

31 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Kibum likes this

            Kim Kibum Kudos to you.

            31 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki 259 chickens, 260 chickens, 261 chickens…

            30 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Phew… Poor Minho.

            30 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum What happened to Minho?

            29 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun I think he passed out… poor guy… ㅠㅠ            

            29 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum From the shock, probably. What about Taemin?

            29 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun He was doing some kind of voo doo dance

            earlier… but I tied him up!

            27 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Keep an eye on him. I’ll come after I finish

            putting my precious clothes away… my poor babies!

            26 minutes ago · Like

           Lee Jinki 581 chickens, 582 chickens, 583 chickens…

            22 minutes ago · 2 people like this

Choi Minho...

22 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun and Kim Kibum like this

            Kim Jonghyun YOU’RE ALIVE!

            22 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum HE’S AWAKE!

            22 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Who’s awake?

            21 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun He’s awake.

            21 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Key’s awake?

            21 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum NO YOU DARN TOFU. MINHO IS.

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Why’s everyone so festive?

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum What?

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho What’s the ruckus about?

            14 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Don’t you remember?

            12 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Last thing I remember was drinking a cup of

            soda…

            11 minutes ago · Like

Kim Kibum …Kim Jonghyun. He really doesn’t remember.

12 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Should we tell him?

            12 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Nopers.

            11 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun You sure?

            11 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Besides, we can use those pictures we secretly

            took to blackmail him…

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun OH YEAH BRO.

            9 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum YEAH BRO.

            9 minutes ago · Like

Kim Kibum Oh yeah, Kim Jonghyun. We need to figure out what to

do to the Manager…. How about the classic “Octopus in his Pants”

Operation?

8 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Don’t those seem too gentle on him?

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Hm. Fry him.

            7 minutes ago · 2 people like this

            Kim Jonghyun Much better, but needs a bit more bling to it…

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum After frying, cut him up into pieces and feed the pieces

            to his goldfish.

            6 minutes ago · 6 people like this

            Manager Eep. I, uh, need to go to Australia for a while…

            5 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum OH YOU WILL NOT, MISTER.

            5 minutes ago · Like

Choi Minho What is going on? Why is everyone acting so… weird?

8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Oh, you know, this and that…

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Where’s Taemin?

            6 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Somewhere… probably…

            2 minutes ago · Like

Lee Jinki Now I can sleep peacefully… 1,037 chickens…

7 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho It wasn’t peaceful before?

            6 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Not when Taemin was drunk.

            4 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho HE WAS DRUNK?

            3 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki And apparently he was stripping you!

            3 minutes ago · Like

Choi Minho Ahem. Kim Kibum. Kim Jonghyun. My room. NOW.

3 minutes ago · Comment · Lee Jinki likes this

            Kim Kibum Wow, look at the time! I must get some beauty

             sleep now…Nightie night!

            3 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Erm. I’m… constipated right now!

            3 minutes ago · 2 people like this

            Choi Minho Oh, no you didn’t! I am going to get you guys

            right now. And I mean, NOW.

            2 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Eep. Minho’s scary…

            about a minute ago · 7 people like this

WHY THE HELL IS IT SO DARK.

WHY THE HELL DOES MY HEAD HURT SO MUCH.

WHY THE HELL AM I TIED UP.

WHY THE HELL AM I IN KEY’S CLOSET?

TAEMIN HATES THIS.

… Those darn idiots are going to have it when I get out of this stupid closet…

LET ME OUT!

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