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Warning: Do not read if you can't handle poop jokes. Also, do not read if you're easily grossed out. /shrugs


“So, about your Farmville…”


I nervously gulped, my eyes twitching as I stared at Key.


“Farmville?” I squeaked. “What Farmville?”


His eyebrow arched as he stared straight into my eyes.


“I know no Farmville!” I desperately coughed out. “Wha- who’s Farmville? Is he stalking you? Is he a her? No- I meant, is it a her? Farmwille? What an odd name! Key, are you Farmville? Is Farmville-“


Key’s piercing gaze stopped my nervous ramblings. He stared at me with a face void of expression, before giving a small snort and an amused smile.


“Ah, Taemin, you’re so fun…”  He smiled thoughtfully.


This guy must be sadistic…



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 Lee Jinki What’s brown and sticky?

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                  Kim Jonghyun er..poop?

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                  Choi Minho Jonghyun, don’t say poop. It’s feces.

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                  Lee Jinki A stick!

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                  Kim Jonghyun Even I have a joke better than that.

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Kim Jonghyun What’s red, black, and white?

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                  Lee Jinki a meatball wrapped in a napkin in a black

                  trash bag?

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                  Choi Minho where’d that come from…?

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                  Kim Jonghyun A tattooed penguin!

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                  Choi Minho You guys…

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Choi Minho I’m surrounded by idiots.

52 minutes ago · Comment · Manager likes this

                  Manager Me too…

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                  Choi Minho No, you’re one of the idiots.

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                  Lee Jinki Hum… where’s Key?

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                  Lee Jinki I think he’s with Taemin…

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“So…” Key stepped closer to me, the sadistic smile still on his face. “Sometimes, in the night, I hear noises in the restroom.”


How straightforward…


“Er…” I smiled widely. “What kind of… noises…?”


“It’s like someone is snickering…” He replied, his eyes distant. “Like giggling… a girlish giggling.”


Key, you… stupid human.


You did not just call my giggling girly.


“Oh no, Key dear! Are you alright? Are you sure you’re not hearing voices in your head?” I batted my eyelashes, looking up at him with a pouting expression.


Come on, Key! You can’t resist my beautiful aegyo!


“Taemin, that looks weird…” He frowned at my sudden aegyo.


“Are you sure it’s not the gurgling of the toilet water?” I asked, deciding to follow the “clueless and innocent” plan. He shook his head.


“Maybe it’s your poop that’s laughing!” I brightly exclaimed my fake smile starting to droop. Maybe a funny statement would get me off the hook. Key’s eyebrow twitched and I could easily sense his fury.


Uh- oh.


“Oh, and I’ve got some pictures as well,” He brightly exclaimed, reaching into his pocket.


“I…” I started to say. Taemin. Think! Think!


“I gotta go potty!” I quickly burst out of the room and ran to my safe haven- the restroom.


What am I going to do?


Choi Minho Someone tell Taemin to get out of the restroom…

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                  Kim Jonghyun oh, he’s in the restroom?

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                  Choi Minho I really gotta go pee!

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                  Lee Jinki You can go pee outside! There’s trees…

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                  Manager Yeah, trees are great coverage!

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                  Choi Minho gross, you guys…

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Choi Minho No, seriously. What is Taemin doing in the restroom?

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                  Kim Jonghyun well, I’m at work right now, so I dunno.

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                  Lee Jinki Maybe he has digestion problems?

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                  Kim Jonghyun or he’s constipated!

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                  Manager I’m right next to Jonghyun, and he just smiled when he

                  typed up the word constipated.

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                  Kim Jonghyun Did not!

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                  Lee Jinki Jonghyun… so cruel to Taemin!

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Choi Minho It’s been half an hour already…

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                  Kim Jonghyun I feel for you, Minho. Just hold it in!

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                  Lee Jinki Minho, fighting!

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                  Choi Minho I… I really need to go…

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Lee Jinki Oh, maybe Key harassed him!

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                  Choi Minho I really need to gooooo asdfhjlkgasd

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Manager Poor Minho… just go outside!

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                  Choi Minho And what if someone sees?

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                  Manager disguise yourself!

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                  Choi Minho No thanks.

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Lee Jinki Maybe we should bring Taemin to the doctor one day…

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                  Kim Jonghyun yeah, for his long bowel movements!

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Lee Jinki Oh, I have a list on the different kinds of poop!

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                  Kim Jonghyun I want to see!

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                  Choi Minho okay, fine, guys! Just ignore me… that’s cool too…

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                  Manager Poor Minho.

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List of different kinds of poopies!

by Lee Jinki on January 29, 2011 at 1:32 pm


Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.


Clean Poopie:
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.


Wet Poopie:
The kind where you wipe your fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.


Second Wave Poopie:
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.


Turtle Poopie:
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out


The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a .


Lincoln Log Poopie:
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.


Gas-sy Poopie:
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!


Corn Poopie:
(Self explanatory)


Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie:
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.


Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.


Wet Cheeks Poopie(The Power Dump):
The kind that comes out of your so fast, your cheeks get spashed with water.


Liquid Poopie:
The kind where liquid shoots you of your and splashes all over the toilet bowl.


The Surprise Poopie:
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!


The Dangling Poopie:
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. 


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                  Choi Minho This is gross, Onew…

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                  Lee Jinki but it’s funny!

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                  Manager Sadly, I laughed…

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                  Choi Minho You guys aren’t making the situation any better… you’re

                  just making it worse…

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Choi Minho I really need to go. Now! I’m going to die!

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                  Kim Jonghyun there’s plastic bags under the kitchen sink!

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                  Choi Minho I’m not going to pee into a plastic bag.

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                  Kim Jonghyun … the bowls?

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                  Choi Minho WE EAT IN THE BOWLS.

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                  Kim Jonghyun good point! It would be pretty disgusting!

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Choi Minho De we have a sledge hammer? I’m going to break down the door.

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                  Lee Jinki Did you knock on the door?

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                  Choi Minho no one answered.

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                  Lee Jinki Did you ask Key?

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                  Choi Minho Key disappeared!

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Kim Jonghyun Let’s all sing a final mourning song for Minho…

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                  Manager tralala…

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What have I done to deserve this?!


I, Taemin, have lived a beautiful life until today.


My jaw dropped when I saw the list of different kinds of poopies, which Onew wrote. His humor was getting strange these days. I nervously scanned the most recent Facebook posts by Minho. He had knocked on the restroom door a few times already- last time, he tried to break the door down.


I’m so sorry, Minho, But I value my life more than your need to go pee!


Now I had two people who were trapping me in the restroom.


Key, who was… a lurk, who knows about my secret.


Pish posh.


And Minho, who needs to go pee.


“Taemin! Open up! I need to go pee!” Minho’s frustrated growl reached my ears. I scooted back to sit next to the toilet.


What did I ever do to you, God?!



asdfhjl; I'm such a horrible author, always updating late... Well, I have a somewhat good reason. I'm actually working on two new stories- ROMANCEEEEE! 

One is His Cactus, Her Love, ft. Myungsoo of Infinite.

The other is Time Machine, ft Junhyung of Beast.

Heh... poopie.


If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect... then why practice?


I love youuu! Yes, you.


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Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin