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Lee Jinki Happy New Year! I hope everyone is well!

about an hour ago· Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 8 others like this

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            Manager It’s not the New Year yet though…

            51 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Lee Jinki The early bird gets the worm!

            51 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum So… what does the early worm get?

            49 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho It gets eaten first.

            45 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Kim Kibum Choi Minho is in a bad mood today…

44 minutes ago· Comment · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Minho is scaring me…

            43 minutes ago · Like

           

 

Lee Jinki What two things do you put together to make a hypocrite?

47 minutes ago · Comment · Manager likes this

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            Choi Minho Jonghyun and Key.

            47 minutes ago · 3 people

            Kim Kibum MINHO! WATCH IT.

            45 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun you don’t want to feel my wrath, Minho!

            45 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki A hippo and a crate…

            42 minutes ago · Like

 


 

You know, I think I, Taemin, need to clear up something.

 

I. Am. Not. A. Facebook. Stalker.

 

I just like… “keeping track” of the members. You get it, right?

 

It’s kind of like looking after four hyper hamsters.

 

Not that I’m comparing them to hamsters or anything…

 

According to Onew, a hippo and a crate make hypocrites.

 

Oh…

 

That reminds me… I found a hippo in my Farmville account last week! Pish posh…

 

It was lost, so being the nice man- notice that I am a man- I am, I adopted it.

 

Too bad the only thing it does is poop and eat.

 

I need to be more careful…

 

I swear Key is suspecting me! He always watches me when I go on the computer.

 

Creepy, right?

 


 

Kim Kibum Am I the only one that noticed there’s something off

                      with Taemin these days?

45 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun and Choi Minho like this

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            Manager He definitely got more evil.

           42 minutes ago · 1 person

            Choi Minho he used my toothpaste.

            41 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki He doesn’t listen to me anymore…

           40 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun BURN. He’s still the Taemin I know!

           40 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Kim Kibum Kim Jonghyun is just… unobservant.

38 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Jonghyun says the leek.

            37 minutes ago · 2 people

            Kim Kibum that joke was supposed to die off!

            37 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun But it didn’t.

            35 minutes ago · 3 people

            Kim Kibum

            34 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Kim Jonghyun guess what song my friends taught me?

37 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Choi Minho something related to Barney…

            35 minutes ago · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun Minho… shoo!

            33 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Kim Jonghyun It’s the morbid Happy Birthday song!

36 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Kibum likes this

            Lee Jinki that’s… interesting…

           35 minutes ago · Like

            Manager How… pleasant.

           34 minutes ago · Like

 


 

Taemin frowned and tilted his head when he spotted Jonghyun’s recent post. He knew this song… I mean…

 

He heard Jonghyun sing this song… a million times.

 

It was something along the lines of:  “Happy Birthday to you,

Sin, sorrow, and despair.

People dying everywhere,

Happy Birthday to you!”

 

Okay, so maybe it was a litt- very catchy.

 

But now.., just thinking about it…

 

Taemin’s eyebrows creased, as his lips pulled in tightly.

 

Just what kind of friends did Jonghyun have?

 

I wonder.

 


 

 

Lee Jinki Enough with the negativity! Count your blessings…

32 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 3 others like this

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            Kim Jonghyun How are you always so positive?

            32 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum It’s like he’s a flower…

            31 minutes ago · 7 people

            Choi Minho Counting blessings?

            30 minutes ago · Like

            Kim JonghyunI’ve never done that before…

            28 minutes ago · Like

           

 

Kim Jonghyun I am glad that… I am alive.

30 minutes ago · Comment · Manager likes this

            Lee Jinki …that’s… not a blessing.

            28 minutes ago · 3 people

            Kim Jonghyun ONEW WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING.

            27 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki no not that way! I meant... don’t you have…

            better blessings?

            27 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun You don’t like the fact that I’m alive?

            26 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Jonghyun, move over! Lemme try!

            25 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Kim KibumI am so blessed to have such beautiful friends!

24 minutes ago · Comment · Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, and 11 others like this

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            Lee Jinki That’s more like it…

            23 minutes ago · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun Like me?

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum no. I was referring to my clothes.

            22 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki

            21 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun this is not the reality I wanted…

             20 minutes ago · 3 people

 

 

Kim Jonghyun WHY, CRUEL WORLD!

20 minutes ago · Comment · Choi Minho likes this

            Kim Jonghyun reality hurts.

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I understand your pain.

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Newsflash! Jongho is now IN!

           18 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Choi Minho Kim Kibum, I have this strange urge to strangle you.

18 minutes ago · Comment · Lee Jinki and Kim Jonghyun like this

            Lee Jinki strange and strangle! Pun pun pun!

            18 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho

            17 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Haha…?

            16 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Don’t even think about laying your hands on my

            beautiful neck!

            16 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Manager I’m so blessed to have someone like Mr. Doink!

18 minutes ago · Comment · Manager likes this

            Kim Kibum Ew…

           18 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun cool story, bro…

            17 minutes ago · Like

            Manager Me and Mr. Doink will be together… forever!

            17 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho You do that. Moving on.

            14 minutes ago · 3 people

 

 

Kim Jonghyun sin, sorrow, and despair… happy birthday…

16 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Choi Minho Hey, the negativity is spreading.

            15 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Manager My newsfeed is just… plain depressing.

16 minutes ago · Comment · Choi Minho, Lee Jinki, and 4 others like this

            Lee Jinki I know, right?

15 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Lee Jinki New Years’ is supposed to be cheerful…

14 minutes ago· Comment · Manager likes this

            Manager Onew, don’t let the negativity get to you!

            Shield yourself! SUNSHINE BLAST!

            14 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum And somehow, girly supernatural powers come up.

           12 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Lee Jinki I’m blessed to have such great MVPs, a loving family, and… great-ish

group mates…

13 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 17 others like this

            Kim Jonghyun “great-ish”?

            13 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Aw, he’s just shy. He knows we’re absolutely

fantabulous!

              12 minutes ago · Like 

 

 

Kim Kibum EVERYONE, FREEZE!

            9 minutes · Comment · Like

            Kim Jonghyun huh?

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho What now?

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Manager ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Manager, bye bye.

           6 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Kim Kibum Why is my toothbrush so… soggy?

4 minutes ago· Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 6 others like this

 


 

Shh. It’s Taemin!

 

Don’t tell… but I accidently dropped Key’s toothbrush into the toilet. Hey, don’t get angry! I picked it back up and put it in its rightful place.

 

Ehe.

 

It’s a secret, okay?

 

Just between me and you, you.

 

Have a great New Year’s!

 

And if you ever tell Key about our secret… I will come with my army of Farmville cows.

 

Watch out!



 

❝ Inklings and Notes 

 from dulcee 

 

Subscribers are loved. Comments are loved. Any ideas and suggestions will be loved.

Ah... the tragic moment when you press backspace and you lose everything. SIgh.

Sorry for the late update! Also, if you haven't noticed, my writing style is beginning to change...

It's getting... serious. :L

Anyways, creds to Lullabye for the "hippo+crate" joke! I laughed at that. Yes, my sense of humor is strange. I've been told that many, many, times.

 

Be alert- the world needs more lerts.

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balipool
#1
Chapter 1: kibum changing his profile picture so many times lol
balipool
#2
going to read this bc i need a laugh
TaeminsLips
#3
Chapter 29: I seriously forgot how hilarious this fic is hahaha.
I do hope all is well seeing it's been 5 years since you've logged in and updated.
I do hope you are well author-nim!
err4tic
#4
Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #5
This is so good
ChrysalisFalling
#6
I just love it~ >w<
ying9202 #7
Chapter 29: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic
sooooooo

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #8
Chapter 8: WTF my name is there!!!!
milkyboy_khun
#9
Chapter 29: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
yayyyyyyyyyy