The World is not all about Taechicken (Filler Chapter)

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50 things u have never been asked... 

by Lee Jinki on November 29, 2011 at 11:38 pm


1, What color is your toothbrush?    ah…


2, Name one person who made you smile today:     
chicken and Taemin.


3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?     Eh… I forget… probably sleeping 


4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?     
cooking a midnight snack for Taemin, ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ


5, What is your favorite candy bar? 
candy is a no no!

 Bad for teeth.


6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
I’ve stripped a chicken while cooking… does that count?


7, What is the last thing you said aloud?….


8. What is your top three favorite ice cream flavors? 
cookie dough, chocolate, vanilla!


9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet? 
when its full of money ㅋ ㅋ 


11, What was the last thing you ate?
Taemin’s honey flavored ramen…. 


12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? 
nope! Key did, though! 


13, The last sporting event you watched?


14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
popcorn has flavors!? 


15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?


16, Ever go camping?
no. Let’s all go catch wild chickens one day, hm?


17, Do you take vitamins daily?
of course


18, Do you go to church every Sunday?


19, Do you have a tan?
hard to get one in Korea…


20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? 


21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?


22, What did your last text message say?
"Hee hee hee!" 


23, What are you doing tomorrow?  Sleep, eat, play, play, eat, sleep, sleep, sleep, play ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ


25, Look to your left, what do you see?   Mr. Wall !


26, What color is your watch? 


27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? 
kangaroos and wild chicken… and and and Peter Pan!


29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? KFC.


30. What is your favorite number?
that’s hard…


31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?


32, Any plans today?


33, How many places have you lived in?


34, Biggest annoyance right now?
 someone please help me wash the dishes…? ㅠㅠ


35, Last song/artist listened to?
 Fictionn by B2st! It’s so good that even I thought it was a fiction… ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ


36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? American alphabet? ….


37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? 
ㅎㅅㅎ …I'm the one who cleans the dorm.


38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
 the only pair I have that’s not stolen by Key... 


39, Are you jealous of anyone?
 Taemin… I want to be young again!


40, Is anyone jealous of you?
yes, chicken-deprived people


41, Do you love anyone? chicken and my group mates!


42, Do any of your friends have children?
… Jonghyun, you don’t, right? You get all touchy touchy during Hello Baby, and I thought you were going to molest Yoogeun... ㅍ_ㅍ


43, What do you usually do during the day?
sleep, eat, play, work.


44, Do you hate anyone right now?
hate is such a strong word! `ㅂ´… what about deeply despise with a burning passion? 


45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Hello, hello,nareumdaero yonggil naessoyo…


46, What color is your car?
No car…


47, Do you like cats?


48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Noona nomu yeopo…


49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? 
Is that in the U.S.? No, but I’ve been to Japan’s Hello Kitty land ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ


50, How did you get your worst scar?
don’t remember!



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            Kim Kibum The world does not revolve around chicken and Taemin.

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             Kim Jonghyun I wasn’t all touchy touchy! Skinship is healthy, Onew.

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             Choi Minho “It’s so good that even I thought it was a fiction” ...? Worst

             pun ever, Onew…

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            Manager … how is Australia even related to Peter Pan….

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             Lee Jinki but… I put lots of effort into this though…

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err4tic #1
Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #2
This is so good
I just love it~ >w<
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #5
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #6
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #9
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #10
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin