We are one big (happy?) family
Description
What if Super Junior isn't a idol group but a real live family with a Appa, a Umma and a brood of really noisy kids?
I am calling this a one-shot for now. It was meant as my 2013 sju ff project but I couldn't wait to start but after writing this, I got stuck.
But I hunger for com *ahem* I mean nice constructive criticism...or plain gushing about how cute it is (smile) so I decide to post this right here right now!
I hope you will like it <3
PS: Pardon the tags....this isn't a love story per se so the tags do not apply as such. I just used them to put in as many of the members as I can.
Foreword
Once upon a time, there was a happy little, erm, maybe not so little, ok, to tell you the truth, a rather huge family. It has a appa, a umma, and 9 boys. Yup, you heard me, 9 boisterous (read: loud, noisy, wild) boys.
“I do not want to hear another wisecrack about how fertile my umma is.”
“I wasn’t – YAH! Who’s telling the story here, kid?”
“You are.”
God, how can such an evil smirk form on such an angelic face….
“Do you hear me, author-sshi? No wisecracks!”
“Wise- How old are you, kid? Do you even know the definition of the word?”
“Unfortunately, yes.”
Oh my, a kid infused with the talent for melodrama….God save me…..
“I am the clever one. All my hyungs are dorks.”
Dorks? Where did this kid get his vocabulary?!
“Yes, well, I am telling the story so it up, kid. Run along and play now.”
Ok, now where was I? Oh yes, the rather huge family.
Kangin appa, Teukie umma, Princess Heechul, Awkward Yesung, Chubby Shindong, Pretty Sungmin, Happy Hyukjae, Sensitive Donghae, Protective Siwon, Gentle Ryeowook and finally that evil wiseass baby, Kyuhyun.
“YAH! I am not an evil wiseass baby!”
“No?”
“I’m already four! I’m not a baby!”
Cue - author face palmed herself.
“Ok, you are four, you are all grown up. NOW can I get on with my story?”
“Yes please.”
Ugh….that sweet smile….I cannot……I’m dead.
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