This is cupid hotline how can I help you today? 

Uhm hello

Hi 

This feels embarrassing.

That you're calling a cupid hotline? Some might say you're a loser 

Does the service also include bullying poor helpless souls? 

If you're in luck that's an extra service only for special clients tho.

Youre quite funny

What can I say i'm talented,now what can I help you with today? 

I can't seem to like anyone.

Hmm? Sorry what? 

I know it sounds stupid, and not to brag or anything I can easily obtain someone but I'm just not interested in anyone. At all. 

So you have no problem at getting someone, maybe you just haven't met someone that really makes your heart race.

Theres plenty of people in my school. But not a singular person makes me you know...have giddy teenager feelings.

You don't need to rush to find someone, sometimes the best things just happen naturally. 

Is there like a script that you guys read out? 

how did you know? don't tell my boss i'll get fired. 

You certainly have a humour on you. 

You don't have to tell me twice 

I can hear you chuckling, you're not being very helpful with my life crisis right now

I just to