“What do you mean you can’t speak?” Jihoon questioned, looking somewhat down on Hoshi even though the younger was smaller in size

 

I woke up with a lost voice, Hoshi typed out on his phone, I thought it would be better for the broadcast, but it’s still croaky

 

“Please don’t tell me you didn’t karaoke with Seokmin last night,” Jihoon pleaded, stirring Hoshi to look down almost in shame which led a groan to be let out of the other, “Of course you did,”

 

It was a couple hours before the broadcast for that day and Jihoon was contemplating for the 3rd time this week about whether he should just retire early and buy himself an island off of the Caribbean and isolate himself for all of eternity. The entire team was called in for an emergency meeting because of Hoshi’s throat condition.

 

“What are we going to do about the weather?” Jeonghan asked

 

“We’ll just have someone have to sub in,” Jihoon said

 

“Who? You mean someone from our crew? Oh count me out then,” Jeonghan said

 

“Well someone has to do it,” Jihoon said, eyeing around while everyone was avoiding eye contact, “If you guys can’t get someone to sub, you’re all fired,”

 

Jihoon stood up and walked out of the meeting room, leaving the rest of the 12 men to just awkwardly stare at each other.

 

“Alright, rock paper scissors,” Seungcheol said, “Whoever loses, has to sub in,”

 

“That is so incredibly unfair,” Seungkwan protested, “Can’t we choose something else?”

 

“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!” A flurry of hands posed towards the center of the room, leaving everyone to eye the results.

 

“YES! I’M SAFE!” Seungkwan victoriously shouted

 

“I thought you said this is unfair,” Seungcheol said

 

“I never said that,” Seungkwan denied as the group played another round until Wonwoo, Hansol, and Joshua were left.

 

“This is probably the most intense game of rock, paper, scissors I’ve ever participated in,” Hansol said, stretching his neck

 

“Please don’t be me, please don’t be me,” Wonwoo pleaded to himself

 

“Alright Clarity, wish me luck,” Joshua cooed to his camera that was attached to his neck

 

“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!”

 

“YESSSS CLARITY THANK YOU!” Joshua cheered, hugging his camera tight, “I would like to thank everyone who has been supporting me in Los Angeles,”

 

“Okay Hansol and Wonwoo,” Seungcheol said, “You guys ready?”

 

“Wait hold on, hold on,” Wonwoo interrupted, “No one can talk, I need absolute focus,”

 

“Okay.. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!”

 

“WOOOOOOO! Hans for the win, a!” Hansol said sticking his tongue out to Wonwoo who glared in response

 

“You guys really expect me to do the weather? Who’s going to film Mingyu reporting then?” Wonwoo asked

 

“Hoshi, obviously” Jeonghan replied, “Besides, I’m sure you’ll be fine!”

 

…

 

“And I was completely wrong,” Jeonghan muttered to himself, looking at the other screen where Wonwoo was standing, with a not so smiley smile, squinting at the teleprompter in front of him.

 

“Ah.. Winter… So cold,” Wonwoo droned, causing Seungcheol to mentally slap his forehead

 

“I forgot Jun doesn’t write scripts for the weather” Jeonghan said

 

“He couldn’t type one up really quickly for this situation?” Seungcheol questioned

 

“I guess not,” Jeonghan sighed

 

“He definitely did it on purpose,” Seungcheol muttered, eyeing Wonwoo do a small ballerina twirl and make awkward jazz hands as he started to sing Let it Snow.

 

``

“That was the bomb Wonwoo,” Jun said, giving the other a high five, “You’re definitely on my insta story,”

 

“Why didn’t you write me a script? I was dying over there,” Wonwoo complained

 

“What can I say? I wanted to see what would happen if you went without it,” Jun said with a mischievous smirk

 

“Definitely never doing that again,” Wonwoo said, “How was Hoshi and his camera skills?”

 

“Shaky.” Seokmin responded, “He even almost dropped the camera while Mingyu was mid-sentence,”

 

“I wonder what viewers even think when viewing our shows sometimes,” Wonwoo muttered to himself

 

“Well according to my instagram, I’m getting direct messages from all the ladies asking if they could get your number,” Myungho said, “They seem to like you,”

 

\\\

Chan was added to the group chat WORK BY RIHANNA

 

SeokminSmilez4U: Added the intern to the chat!

 

Beyoncefan411: Great.. Now we have to keep things PG

 

BossmanJihoon: We always keep things PG here, Seungkwan

 

Beyoncefan411: Psh.. you wish, old man

 

BossmanJihoon: I’m literally 2 years older than you

 

Beyoncefan411: Which makes you older than me, which makes you old

 

Lotz2Spend: Such logic.. Such smart

 

Beyoncefan411: Smarter than you Myungface!

 

Chan: These handle names are confusing me.. Can everyone say who they are please?

 

Beyoncefan411: Why’re they confusing, just use your brain

 

RIPTonyStark: Stop being mean, Seungkwan. 

 

Beyoncefan411: Fine, fine.. This is Seungkwan

 

RIPTonyStark: Seungcheol

 

Lotz2Spend: Myungho

 

NoIWillNotMoonYou: Jun

 

Wonwoo: .. My handle’s pretty self-explanatory imo

 

Beyoncefan411: What in the pink flurry is imo?

 

Lotz2Spend: In my opinion, you prickly uncultured cactus

 

NoIWillNotMoonYou: Take your tumblr insult match somewhere else plz and thankyou

 

Hansol: I’m Hansol

 

Beyoncefan411: Everyone knows

 

Hansol: Is it sad that I can literally hear you saying that in your voice?

 

Lotz2Spend: Yes

 

Gingerpickle: Mingyu

 

Beyoncefan411: I still don’t understand why you named yourself  such a stupid name like “gingerpickle”..

 

Gingerpickle: Hey! My mom gave me this nickname

 

Beyoncefan411: .. Your mom? Would call you gingerpickle? Like she would wake you up for school and be like “Oh Gingerpickle it’s time to wake up!”

 

Gingerpickle: Yeah

 

Beyoncefan411: ….

 

EyeoftheTiger: I 100% approve that message. Oh and this is Hoshi

 

ImPrettier: Jeonghan

 

BossmanJihoon: Jihoon

 

ClarityismyLA: Joshua

 

SeokminSmilez4U: Seokmin

 

Lotz2Spend: Now that we’re all good, here’s some payback for spilling fries in my car

 

NoIWillNotMoonYou: It was literally one fry!! But if that’s how you want to play the game

 

Lotz2Spend:...

 

Lotz2Spend: how dare you

 

Lotz2Spend: delete that now

 

Lotz2Spend: Or I will pee in your bed

 

NoIWillNotMoonYou: If you pee in my bed, I will pee all over your designer brand shoes

 

Gingerpickle: I love how you guys live in the same apartment, but are talking to each other here

 

Lotz2Spend: Do you know how much effort I have to spend to get out of my bed, put my beloved cup of tea down and walk to the peasant’s room?

 

ImPrettier: Oh wait, are we starting a meme war?

 

ImPrettier: bc

 

ImPrettier: 

 

RIPTonyStark: Oh no you didn’t

 

ImPrettier: Fight me

 

RIPTonyStark:

 

ImPrettier: ok wait i don’t think i meant it like that

 

ClarityismyLA: As the photographer in this team, I feel as I should share some treasures that Clarity has created

 

Gingerpickle: ohno

 

ClarityismyLA:

 

 

ClarityismyLA:

 

ClarityismyLA:

 

ClarityismyLA:

 

ClarityismyLA:

 

ClarityismyLA: 

 

ClarityismyLA: 

 

ClarityismyLA: ohyes

 

BossmanJihoon: …

 

BossmanJihoon: you forget who pays you

 

BossmanJihoon:

 

BossmanJihoon: have you forgotten

 

BossmanJihoon:

 

BossmanJihoon: where your allegiance lies?

 

BossmanJihoon:

 

SeokminSmilez4U: oof

 

SeokminSmilez4U: someone remind me to never get on Jihoon hyung’s bad side