I HATE YOU
Part Time Ninja
░░▒ ~Ji Eun’s POV~ ▒░░
I was so happy to get out of that scary jail cell~ I wanted to thank Myungsoo but he was already walking out the door. I ran to catch up to him but he just ignored me..... He hates me?
"Hey at least let me treat you to a meal....it's the least I can do..." I asked him.
"....no." He said bluntly....party pooper much?
We walked a couple of more blocks in silence....does he hate girls or anything? I-IS-IS HE G-GA-GAY.....OMG...whut.
I AM GOING TO DIE. THIS AWKWARDNESS IS KILLING ME. I feel like a lost puppy following a stranger. WHY YOU LIKEY ME MYUNGSOO!!!!
OH SHOOT..its a girl's scream....She could be getting robbed or even worst....IT IS MY NINJA DUTY TO SCAVE THE INNOCENT!
I sped off toward the direction of the noise but Myungsoo tugged my wrist.
"LET ME GO OMG." I yelled....she might be hurt by now D<
"No....just go home. Don't get into other people's business." He demanded.
"....Let go now." I said harshly.
"No...WHAT IF YOU GET HURT HUH? WHAT WILL YOUR PARENTS DO TO ME WHEN THEY FIND OUT?" He argued.
"I am a ninja...and I am supposed to save the people of my country." I told him. JERK!
"Well, stop trying to be the hero all the time." He said.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! IF YOU WERE IN THAT SITUATION WOULDN'T YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP YOU! WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR LITTLE SISTER ONE DAY HUH? ARE YOU THAT SHALLOW!?!?!?!?!" I screamed. I don't have time for this. I kicked him down there and sped off to the alleyway. There was a young girl maybe 14...being cornered by a old creepy man
"YAAAAA! YOU OLD CREEPER TURN AROUND! " I said to distract him.
"Oh little girl, you want to play with me too?" He staggered drunkily.
"Hmmm...how about we play.....knock out the jerk?" He chuckled.
He took the man and flipped him and kicked his sides ......to finish the job I got the pepper spray from my pocket and sprayed him in the face. He was probably to drunk to fell anything anyways. I took off my jacket and handed it to the girl. I took her shaky hands awhile to get it on. I grabbed her wrist and sped off to my house. I can give her some new clothes...not like I live with anyone anyways.~
"U-uhm. E-excuse me, b-but where a-are you t-taking m-me." she squeaked.
"To a rainbow castle filled with unicorns and sunshine of course."
She stared at me for a long time then she ran.... Then it hit me. SHE THINKS I'M A KIDNAPPER! OMIGAWD, UHM UHM, OKAY HERE'S THE PLAN UHM UHM. I CAN'T HAVE HER TELLING THE POLICE ABOUT THIS SO UHM UHM I SHOULD BRING HER BACK TO MY HOUSE AND TIE HER UP! YEAH! THAT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!
I ran after her with my awesome speed of 7.53 yards per second. And the little girl, more at 2 yards per second. This girl obviously doesn't exercise much. O U O;;
I caught up and dragged her all the way to Judy's house. She was screaming the whole way home. Geez, this girl is going to give me a bad reputation. Why won't she just shut ? I mean it's not like I'm kidnapping her or something. I'm just going to bring her to Judy's basement and tie her up for eternit-
Oh. Wait. OH SHIET. OKAY! CALM DOWN. WAIT. What was I going to do in the first place. Oh right. Give her some clothes. Uhm I'll just give her some clothes and then set her free. Yeah! That seems right. Okay, so like, I'll just let her go and then she'll tell everyone about me and I will be thrown back in jail and then Myungsoo will bring me out of jail again. That sounds right.
Yeahhhh. OR. I CAN GIVE HER THE CLOTHES AND TIE HER TO A CHAIR FOR ETERNIT-.
Let her go it is. (:
I took out my keys and opened the door and in front of me was ... her ... Immediately, I stopped. Dropped. And rolled away. But she caught up to me. With a knife in her hand...
She's going to kill me... I turned around to look at the little girl hoping for something that would make me feel better except she wasn't there. AISH. I'M GOING TO JAIL AND I'M GOING TO DIE.
Meep. ;w;
Hey, anyone seen Judy?
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All: Hello ^^ We are Miss A!
Suzy: This Myungsoo guy is a jerk D<
Min: Where did that girl go...the one with the knife O_o?
Fei: Who knows......
Jia: ....this is awkward.
(interview room door slams open)
Guests: EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
EVERYONE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOYOUNG!
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Author's Note:
Hi guys....a really random update............with a knife..........hey not my idea ;P Thanks to the coauthor for half the chappie ^^
P.S. SORRY TO EUNCHAN FOR CLICKING THE BUTTON AND RUINING ALL THE BEWEATIFULL STUFF //SOBS
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