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Part Time Ninja
░░▒ ~Ji Eun’s POV~ ▒░░
“Judy?” I yelled. ”Where are youuuuuuuuuu?”
As usual, no response ... Aish, I better find him before 10 o’ clock. That’s when all the crazy, chicken loving, people come out. They’re so annoying, geez. Waiting outside of KFC and stealing people’s chicken. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Who does that? That is so rude. I just hope Judy doesn’t buy any chicken. O 3 O;;
“Judy?” I yelled again. “JUDY!? IF YOU DON’T COME OUT, I WILL KIDNAP YOUR POKEMON FOR A MONTH SO COME OUT ALREADY!!”
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“J-Judy … I whispered, my voice hoarse from the hours of yelling, “W-where are y-“ … O.M.G. I. FORGOT. TO. SEARCH. HIS. HOUSE. UGH. I AM SUCH A PABO. ;~; SOMEONE! SLAP ME!!
“EXCUSE ME SIR!” I yelled at a stranger that happened to walk past me, “WILL YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE!” He just stared at me. Maybe I shouldn’t have asked.
He took out his phone and dialed a three digit number. I wonder who he called. Maybe some of his friends are coming to slap me? :D BEST DAY EVER!! No wait, nevermind. :| Neevveerrmmiinnddd…
Uhm. So like, I guess I should just wait here. It’s kind of awkward because he isn’t slapping me. I’m just going to sit here and be awkward. O U O;;
Ooh, I hear a siren. The police are so awesome, they like fight criminals and crazies and take them to jail. I’m so proud of them. (:
Huh? They’re stopping in front of me. O: Oh no. IS THERE SOMEONE BEHIND ME HOLDING A KNIFE TO MY THROAT? OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! ;~;
They came out of their car and said, “Put your hands in the air!” Immediately, I started singing, “PUT YO HANDS UP!!” They just stared at me. ._.
Then they walked over to me and put their handcuffs on the evil guy. Wait what? The handcuffs are on me.
“WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? POLICE PEOPLE! YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON!” I shrieked, “I’M TOO YOUNG TO BE IN JAIL! SAVE ME! SOMEONE! ANYONE! JUDY! POKEMONNN!
YES!! THAT’S RIGHT! I KIDNAPPED PIKACHU EARLIER! :D PIKACHUUUUU, USE THUNDERBOLT ON THESE IDIOTS!!
The police just stared at me like I was crazy. I AM NOT CRAZY. Okay, well maybe a little crazy. =3=;;. They ended up dragging me into the car and driving me to the police station. They like, like, they put me in this small dirty jail cell and it was like so…dirty. /sobs ;~;
Pikachuuuuu, why you no help me? I trusted youuuu. ;w; Judy’s umma is going to kill me when she finds out. AH! I FORGOT ABOUT JUDY!! HE BETTER BE HOME OR HIS UMMA WILL KILL ME AND REVIVE ME SO SHE CAN KILL ME AGAIN. ;w; I guess I should just wait. ;~;
I sat on the small metal bench and peered at the people in the jail cells around me. “Uhm,” I thought. “Don’t know him. Don’t know him. Don’t know her. Don’t know him or her? Don’t kn-
WAIT? WHAT? OMG! THAT’S … JUDY! O: ...with a lollipop?
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ZE:A~ Hey everyone! We are ZE:A.
Kwanghee~ *coughcoughKwangheeandhisminions*
Everyone else except Kwanghee~ We should have left him at home...he makes us look stupid...
Kevin~ Aren't you readers happy with the coauthor's updates? Shouldn't she write more ;D?
Heechul~ YEAH~
Junyoung~ WHY DO THEY LOVE POKEMON SO MUCH?!?!?! THEY ARE NOT REAL....
Dongjun~ What...hyung...po-po- pokemon ar- are not real...*sobs*
Hyungshik~ I'm hungry can we go...the others don't need to talk anyways...
Siwan~ Well...true....so we are going to go before our image goes down the drain because of the author....I LOVE YOU ALL I just like Gabe more....hurhurhur
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░░▒ ~Author's Note~ ▒░░ Hurhurhur...don't you all love her updates more :3. Anyways... I hope you all comment and subscribe. Thank you 24 subscribers ^^. You all motivate us to think and write more.
░░▒ ~Co-Author’s Note~ ▒░░ I don't wan to update ): My updates aren’t good anyways. ;~; Why does igotsanokcat insist on making me write it? ._.
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