WHY SHO GREASY BRUH?!?!?!?!

Part Time Ninja

Judy's POV

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I WILL WALK UP TO EUNCHAN LIKE A MAN! I've been preparing for weeks by watching dramas...now I know why my mom loves them so much. So emotional...I admit I shed some tears....

"HI JUDY!" Ji Eun yelled........awwwwwwwwwww.... What if she teases me later....well, no going back now time to face my fears. FIGHTING!

I walked up to Eunchan with swagger.

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"HIYEOM!" I said with my best aegyo....All the noonas at the supermarket love it....I really don't know why....maybe it's a girl thing O_____o

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And and then she was like:

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I CAN'T GIVE UP NOW!

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. " I flirted.

"DUUUUUUUUUH...I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE BABO!" She chuckled. *mental face palm*

"If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty." I said shyly while I opened my eyes widely....that's my wink okay ;~~;

  

"Okay then.......thas cool bruh." She said kinda confused. Ji Eun was just laughing like a crazy woman....

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? " I said awkwardly...

"OH I LIKE CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She squealed in a reallllly high derpy voice.... Totally not my point -___-

"UH UH YOU'RE THE SQUARE ROOT TO MY HEART!" I accidently blurted out. OH GAWD ;~~~~~~~; WELP!

"....EWWWWWWWWWWW I HEAR MATH........I don't listen to anything math related." She pouted. THANK YOU POKEMON BEINGS FROM ABOVE!

"Oh hey....its a a piece of cereal * points to the floor* Wanna go get some with me?" I said....what did I just make up....WHAT KIND OF PICK UP LINE IS THAT HUH?!?!?!?!?! I'M GOING TO BE FOREVER ALONE.

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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. SHE WAS JUST STANDING THERE LIKE THIS GUY VV.

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So I decided to do what any smart man would have done, run and cry in the corner.  Maybe I'll buy some ice cream on the way there.

 

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Ji Eun POV

 

O M G....I never thought he would actually use those pickup lines O U O. Well, that boy will never get the girl.....everytime he flirts he runs away crying....poor child.

"HII EUNCHANNIE!" I squealed. You were fwiends....I wonder why Judy doesn't ask me for advice.....those pick up line sites are not helping. But hey, I at relationships... Why? I've never been in one...I'VE LIKE THE SAME KID FOR THREE YEARS SOBBING • ∩ • 

"HIIIII....Has Seokkie been reading greasy pick up lines lately....that boy...."She sighed. AWWW...atleast she cares about him...I guess?

"Sooo...its Valentines Day next week ;3...thinking of doing anything?" I asked....this is for you Judy!

"Ummm....probably staying home to cry over chocolate." She replied.....well that won't help me at all....

"That's cool bruh...you do that...." I said like a awkward turtle. I walked away because our conversation was getting really weird....( ̄◇ ̄;)

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SE7EN & T.O.P.- Hello ^___^ We are the handsome Choi brothers! *huggles*

  

  

Author- Now you guys know what I mean about bromance?

SE7EN- SHHHHHHH YOU JUST RUINED THE MOMENT //SOBBING

T.O.P.- This Judy guy needs better pickup lines....

SE7EN- DO DO DO YOUUUUU CARE ABOUT HIM MORE THAN MEEEEEE ;~~~~~~~~~; //ROLLS ON FLOOR CRYING

T.O.P.-Erm...dude...you have a girlfriend....Well this has been all for today, look forward to next weeks guests ZE:A! *rolls SE7EN away*

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Author's Note

HI GUISE! The chapters are getting shorter huh? We should all cheer for the coauthor to update for a change ;3. So.....how you all doing......what do you want to happen next? Oh gawd...writers block

 

YOU CAN ALL STALK MY TUMBLR

 

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b-because
#1
Park Hyungseok? keke, that's really funny, little ones. ^ o ^
Oh, your story's really cute, and colorful. ha ha. I hope you don't mind me just reading everything in oneshot. Ha ha. ^ u ^
Carmytree #2
this update is kinda weird.
sleepyPUJ
#3
xDD lol
A_MooNStar
#4
(~@.@)~
lil-eunchan
#5
anggggggggggg-- you murdered your tumblr's theme. ;u; The theme I had to do for you.... it died. ;u; LOLTHASOKA-- LOLJKNO. ;7;

fhdspgjbdosjhopsd; LOOOOL. OMG. PATRICK, WHAT IS THIS DERP THAT YOU WROTE? xD <3
jay_rose #6
xD
lil-eunchan
#7
angggggggg-- I want my cow kigurumi. Q_________Q <\3
jay_rose #8
lol~ yea~ so obssessed u didn't want to give me my phone back:|
babyvietx
#9
lollipops XD
A_MooNStar
#10
~(@.@)~
UPDATE MORE SOON^^
HWAITING~