jihyo's a heartbreaker wbk

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choingchael: I’M BEING CHEATED ON
choingchael: AGAIN

strawberryhannie: i didn’t cheat on you, stop being dramatic

choingchael: emotional cheating still counts!
choingchael: but this isn’t about you

hyomas: is this about me then?

choingchael: well well well
choingchael: welcome home CHEATER

strawberryhannie: what did you do lmao

min9yuk: we went shopping together
min9yuk: it was fun! :D

boo.berry: imagine a world where all men AREN’T whipped for jihyo

min9yuk: i mean true but we literally just went shopping

hyomas: when will my suffering end

leejihoom: i ask myself that question every day

yoojeong: i was trying to study but this seems like much more fun omfg
yoojeong: who’s your next target jihyo?
yoojeong: i mean, you’ve bagged jihoon, seungcheol, mingyu, and seungkwan

nabongs: go for hannie! you two literally don’t know each other!

strawberryhannie: RUDE
strawberryhannie: i’ve already established how whipped i am for jihyo

hyomas: speaking of jeonghan
hyomas: chaeng made more mystery treats from her strawberries she’s been growing
hyomas: wanna come over and get some han?

strawberryhannie: marry me
strawberryhannie: wait what does mystery treats mean?

hyomas: nothing bad :)

strawberryhannie: fair enough

berrybeast: don’t call them mystery treats!!!!!

dubu: they literally look like a mess but ok

berrybeast: you all eat them tho???

yoojeong: thinking about who jihyo could charm next and i don’t think any of the guys are left???

nabongs: god works hard but jihyo works harder

momoring: i don’t think jyo and shua know each other

sanatozakii: that saying is so funny jfkdlld

its_jhong95: lies! i’ve been teaching jihyo guitar!

hyomas: that’s true

dubu: jihyo and junnie?

whensjune: we went to a cat café recently :D

shihtzu: jihyo and hao?

hyomas: we take a photography class together

the8finity: also 97 line are tight as
theleafs.seoklee: heck yeah! 97 line!
min9yuk: 97s~
minari: the better squad within the squad

nabongs: the lesser squad aside #95lineRULES
nabongs: alright, so that leaves: wonwoo, hansol, and chan

jeonwonu96: bold of you to assume i WOULDN’T die for jihyo

KWONFIRE: DO I NOT EXIST????

choingchael: we try to forget

KWONFIRE: RUDE >:(

yoojeong: didn’t ppl use to think soons & hyo were dating tho lmao

jihoom: lemme move my bangs

strawberryhannie: SINCE WHEN?????

boo.berry: i’m SHAKING in my boots rn

VERN0N: lol i remember that, was wild

littlegiantdino: it was hilarious

jeonwonu96: as an up and coming youtuber, my time has finally COME
jeonwonu96: STORY TIME: I FAKE DATED MY BFF????

dubu: lmaooooo

berrybeast: kdjskllkds NONU PLS

KWONFIRE: let’s not tell the story

strawberryhannie: now we HAVE to tell the story

nabongs: jihyogglypuff, use [ GOSSIP ]!

hyomas: soonyoung ended up staying at dance practice too late & since i was nearby, i decided to grab us dinner and stay with him. we ended up getting locked in the building and when we were released, the security lectured us about safe and appropriate behavior. AND THEN soonyoung was too scared to go back home by himself so i had to hold his hand the entire way. next thing we know, there’s rumors going around that we were dating and that we ed and almost got caught.

sanatozakii sent an image
momoring sent an image

sanatozakii: omg twins
momoring: kfkds twins

sanatozakii: omg
momoring: omg

choingchael: outsold the shuhan twins

strawberryhannie: jealousy is a disease
its_jhong95: hope you die soon gramps xo

nabongs: not gr8 for the 95 line brand but this is fine.

jihoom: so like,,,,,,,those rumors tho,,,,,,,

min9yuk: oh yeah, on one hand it’s funny but on the other….
min9yuk: i hope it wasn’t bad :(

hyomas: it was fine
KWONFIRE: it wasn’t

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cailovesyuo #1
Chapter 5: honestly reading thru all this bs is so GOOD and it makes me want SOME MORE PLS. all this nonsense in one fic good lord. #BTAGSFORLIFE