BTAGS

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leejihoom: alright
leejihoom: fergie LIED
leejihoom: a little party killed EVERYBODY

dubu: that was the most obscure music reference—

leejihoom: but you got it tho?

dubu: chaeng

berrybeast: i got u hoom

leejihoom: ofc u do

yoojeong: shorties gotta stick together

leejihoom: SHUT UP

choingchael: allofyoushutup

hyomas: this is an ungodly time to be awake PLEASE

leejihoom: it’s…….5pm

nabongs: imagine a world
nabongs: where THE lee jihoom
nabongs: is confused abt US not being awake by now

leejihoom: it’s what happens when you don’t drink

jeonwonu96: us non-alcohol drinkers were having the time of our lives today

shihtzu: WE WENT TO ANIMAL  CAFES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shihtzu: HOOMIE & NONU ARE THE ONLY MEN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the8finity: to be fair, shua & i are also solid

its_jhong95: we went to an art museum today :D

momoring: i love all of you with everything i have but
momoring: shut the up

KWONFIRE: i’m literally ing dying a hangover death of all deaths but same energy

theleafs.seoklee: i’ve seen more of my insides than i ever wanted to see just now

minari: gross

strawberryhannie: can u non-alcohol drinkers make us something good to eat?

whensjune: i’m already making smth
whensjune: gonna be hella spicy tho

choingchael: ah yes, absolutely murder me spice daddy

shihtzu: this is why i said hoomie & nonu are the only men ever

leejihoom: i just stopped crying abt the first hoomie wtf

jeonwonu96: going extra soft fellas

VERN0N: spice daddy

sanatozakii: ok i give
sanatozakii: what the heck is going on
sanatozakii: and WHY the heck is it going on

littlegiantdino: i second that, wtf is spice daddy

choingchael: junhui

whensjune: pls dont call me spice daddy anymore

min9yuk: i’m awake but at what cost

hyomas: the cost of my lungs

min9yuk: no wonder i had a pleasant sleep

jeonwonu96: mina don’t
hyomas: mina don’t

nabongs: mina do what’s in ur destiny

minari: big
minari: tiddy
minari: anime
minari: girl
minari: strikes
minari: again

yoojeong: exactly how i raised you

dubu: mina only did that so she’s good for replying for a while

minari sent a photo

KWONFIRE: mingyu is also a big tiddy anime girl

choingchael: why is everything you say so cursed

nabongs sent a photo

strawberryhannie sent a photo

KWONFIRE: so is cheol & hoom & momo

momoring: i’m an anime!

its_jhong95: we stan a queen that ignores soon’s bull

momoring: it’s how you survive in this soonseless world

min9yuk: iconic

sanatozakii: MINGYUVING TREE WAS ICONIC TOO YOU MEANIES

VERN0N: lol cute

the8finity: if sana says it was iconic then it’s iconic

minari: so anyways, we have a big tiddy anime girl squad
minari: hyomas, cheol, hoom, and momoring

nabongs: OBJECTION!!!
nabongs: i think my should also be included!
nabongs: they’re great and ready to be slept on at any time!

strawberryhannie: EXCEPT NOW

nabongs: RIGHT! EXCEPT NOW!

minari: and what does the council have to say about this?

KWONFIRE: i think im nabongs are eligible to be reviewed

choingchael: what is happening rn
choingchael: this shouldn’t be a casual conversation
choingchael: we’re getting too comfortable with each other

whensjune: i think we should ALL be big tiddy anime girls

leejihoom: that’s what small tiddy anime girls would say

dubu: SMALL DESERVE RIGHTS

berrybeast: SMALL ANIME TIDDY GIRLS UNITE

theleafs.seoklee: you know, i think i also would like to submit an application review to the big tiddy anime girl squad council

jeonwonu96: this is getting out of hand

minari: rock lee seokmin, your application has been submitted successfully. our councilman will respond within 10 to 10 hoshi days

KWONFIRE: what a fine future to the BTAGS we have ahead of us!

 

 

spare friends? spare friends pls? @lovely_hyo: can i PLEASE get some new friends?

       MIXTAPE #? @B0MBCHAN97: @lovely_hyo is it that anime girl thing again?

       spare friends? spare friends pls? @lovely_hyo: @B0MBCHAN97 …..

       MIXTAPE #? @B0MBCHAN97: @lovely_hyo lmao rip

 

tell the BTAGS my are gr8 @imnabongs: can’t believe mina really passed up the opportunity to praise my . she KNOWS how great they are

       yeah i’m gay, keep scrolling @headshotmi_nari: @imnabongs might need a reminder. video games melt brains or smth like that

       tell the BTAGS my are gr8 @imnabongs: @headshotmi_nari you made that ur dn like ANYONE on this rapidly dying earth ever thought otherwise

 

rip gamer bf & gf dreams @wifi_jeon: thought i could bag me a gamer gf. turns out she’s not bae,,,,,just fam

       yeah i’m gay, keep scrolling @headshotmi_nari: @wifi_jeon you were saying? @imnabongs

       tell the BTAGS my are gr8 @imnabongs: @headshotmi_nari AS IF HE’S BEING SERIOUS MINA FJDKLJDLSL

       rip gamer bf & gf dreams @wifi_jeon: @imnabongs @headshotmi_nari LIKE I WOULD EVER GENUINELY ASSUME MINA LIKED MEN  FJDKLKLSJKLS

 

BTAGS councilman @wifi_kwon: if myoui mina has ever look you in the eye the whole time you’re talking then she’s just not that into you bro. like at all.

       yeah i’m gay, keep scrolling @headshotmi_nari: @wifi_kwon PLEASE SHUT UP JFDSKLS

       BTAGS councilman @wifi_kwon: @headshotmi_nari BUT AM I WRONG YOU TITTY TERROR

       yeah i’m gay, keep scrolling @headshotmi_nari: @wifi_kwon TITTY TERROR PLEASE FJKDLS I WISH I COULD BREATHE

 

 

i CAN and WILL yeet you! @berryhannie: now that the BTAGS has been established, it made me realize some things...some things i wanted to keep deep down inside of me. but i think it’s time for me to stop being afraid and come out!

       i CAN and WILL yeet you! @berryhannie: @berryhannie i am an AND titty person!

       titty terror mina @whoareyoojeong: @berryhannie AMEN TO THAT

       i CAN and WILL yeet you! @berryhannie: @whoareyoojeong jeong-siblings! ugh our MINDS

 

 

xxx @scoups_detat: oo

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cailovesyuo #1
Chapter 5: honestly reading thru all this bs is so GOOD and it makes me want SOME MORE PLS. all this nonsense in one fic good lord. #BTAGSFORLIFE