97 Liners Group Chat:

Bambam: Yah! Yongyongie, unblock me!!!!!!!!!!

Chaeyoung: NO!

Jaehyun: Wae?

Lalice: What did he do this time?

DK: #whatdidBambamdo

Bambam: I just helped a friend.

Chaeyoung: Right! And am I not your friend?

Chaeyoung: This is why you're blocked, Kunpimook!

Bambam: I didn't know you'd be this mad, ok?

Bambam: Im sorry, Yongie!

Mingyu: She called you by your real name. This 's serious.

DK: #whatdidBambamdo

Minghao: You mean? #whatdidBambamdoTHISTIME

Bambam: 😢

Mingyu: kekekekekek

DK: Good one!

Yuju: What did he do Youngie?

Chaeyoung: He set me up with a blind date!

Minghao: He did what?

Jaehyun: A blind date?

Jaehyun: You?

Jaehyun: Whoahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

Mingyu: Chaeyoung and a blind date?

Mingyu: I never thought I'd live to see this  day.

Jaehyun: Whoahahahahahahahaha

Jaehyun: I can't stop laughing.

Chaeyoung: It's not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaehyun: I swear! Somebody stop me.

Chaeyoung: Im going to strangle you!

DK: Scary!

Minghao: A what?

Mina: Bambam!

Mina: What were you thinking?

Mina: Poor dude.

Mingyu: You can say that again.

Mingyu: LOL!

Chaeyoung: Really?!

Lalice: For real, though?

Minghao: What is it? I did not get it.

DK: A blind date, Hao.

DK: You know, two pathetic, lonesome singles go on a date because they can't meet people on their own.

DK: #blinddate

Jungkook: I actually fell on the floor laughing.

Chaeyoung: Shut up, !

DK: LOL. Chaeyoungie, Kiyowo!

Eunwoo: Hey, Yong! Want to do a video call?

Eunwoo: I want to see your face.

Mina: It'll all be puffed up and red with anger.

DK: I want to see too!

Chaeyoung: NO!

Jungkook: Hahahahha

Mingyu: Wait! How did Bambam even convince you?

Jihyo: Right. Did he hog tie you, or what?

Jungkook: I can just imagine.

Chaeyoung: Why do you think Im so angry?

Chaeyoung: I was just chilling at the dorm when he asked me to go have lunch with him.

Minghao: Food + Chaeyoung

Jungkook: Ahhhhhhh! Of course.

Eunha: For free, right?

Jungkook: Virtual high five, Eunie.

Eunha: LOL

Chaeyoung: How was I to know he was baiting me?

Chaeyoung: I have not seen him for months, ya know?

Chaeyoung: How could I say no?

Minghao: Food + Chaeyoung

Mina: Sure.

Chaeyoung: Whatever! So I went for the food. Sue me!

Minghao: kekekekekeke

Chaeyeon: Hey, guys!! Why are you so angry, Yong?

Mingyu: Hey, Chae!!

Minghao: Hey, Chae! Why were you not picking up my call?

Chaeyeon: Sorry, just opened my phone.

Chaeyeon: Texted you though.

Chaeyeon: So why were you so angry, Yong?

Chaeyoung: Because he was not there when I arrived.

Minghao: Got it, Chae. Thanks!

Bambam: But somebody was.

Bambam: I knew you only went for the food, Yongie.

Lalice: Wow!! This friendship.

Bambam: I knew you were a fan so I thought you'd be happy about it.

Bambam: I thought I was doing you a favor.

Minghao: Wow!! This friendship.

Lalice: Mingming! Hahahahhaha.

Minghao: 😅

Chaeyoung: No! You were not doing me a favor.

Chaeyoung: Did you even realize the situation you put me in?

Mingyu: Wait.. Was the guy a famous person, too?

DK: And the plot thickens!

Eunwoo: Hey, DK, can you pass me that popcorn your holding.

DK: Virtual pass!

Eunwoo: Thanks, man!

Jungkook: Give me some!

Lalice: Quit it!

Jungkook: Sorry. 

Jihyo: Oh, no, Bam. You didn't.

Yuju: Was he an idol or something?

Bambam: He's an idol.

Mingyu: Could he possibly be anything else?

Chaeyeon: You saying Bambam doesn't have non idol friends?

Mingyu: Other than us, Im surprised he has other friends to be honest.

Minghao: #Facts

Bambam: Very funny!

Eunha: Hahahahahha.

Chaeyoung: He is an idol.

Jihyo: Aish!

Chaeyoung: A very famous one.

Chaeyoung: Who anyone could recognize.

Eunwoo: Ooooooooh!

Chaeyoung: What if somebody took a photo of us?

Eunwoo: Oh!

Jungkook: Aish, Bam. I think Yong has a point.

Mingyu: Now that you mention it.

Jaehyun: It's not funny anymore.

Chaeyoung: Thank you!

Bambam: He assured me that it was not going to happen, ok?

Bambam: He was a senior.

Bambam: What am I suppose to do? Say no.

Yuju: Yes.

Eunha: Yep

Chaeyeon: You should have.

DK: Aish, I think you should have.

Bambam: He just wanted to get to know her.

Bambam: I did not see any harm in that.

Minghao: What if he's some ert?

Eunwoo: True Bam.

Eunwoo: How could you trust him to be alone with Chaeyoung?

Eunha: Ever heard of the #metoo movement?

Jungkook: Wow, Bam. This is dissapointing.

Mina: Even for you.

Yuju: You're crazy but not this stupid.

Bambam: Hold on!

Bambam: I know this guy personally for years, ok?

Bambam: And you, too!

Bambam: You know him very well.

Bambam: He is no ert!

Lalice: But Bam..

Lalice: Jennie Unnie just got into a scandal with Dispatch. 

Lalice: They hate YG. What were you thinking?

Bambam: No listen. He told me that Dispatch would never out them.

Jungkook: And you believe him?

Jungkook: Dude!

Mingyu: Yeah, dude. Come on.

Mina: Pabo-yah?!

Bambam: Well, I was thinking Jungkook has never been outed. I dont see an article about you and Liz Noona.

Lalice: Mwo?

Jungkook: What does this got to do with me and Lee?

Lalice: Also, they have nothing to out us with.

Lalice: It's not like we're in a relationship.

Minghao: You're not?

DK: Hao, my man?

Eunha: Kekeke

Lalice: Yah!

Bambam: My point is. You hang out all the time and Dispatch has not released anything about you two.

Jungkook: So, again. How does Yong's blind date got anything to do with me?

Chaeyoung: Because it was Park Jimin.

Chaeyeon: Omo!

Mina: Let me read that again.

Jungkook: Wait, what?!

Mina: Let me read that again for the 10th time.

Jihyo: Wait, Park Jimin?

Jihyo: Im sorry which Park Jimin?

Mingyu: Huh?

DK: Ok, im confused.

Minghao: Focus! We've been talking about th