Funny Divorce Story That might give you a life lesson

Good Advice to Young Generations From Hyung/Oppa
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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West ia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,
 

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused

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hallowxiu #1
Youre too sweet, bray. Love ya.
tzvore #2
Chapter 18: The fact that you care so much about our well being is mind-boggling and so sweet, like, wow. No one else bothers to help others but you go the extra mile with it.
Thank you so much for all that you do.
PrincessJin4Life590 #3
Chapter 21: <3333
Ik there's still hope for you... I'm here in any way i can be if you ever need to talk...
PrincessJin4Life590 #4
Chapter 20: don't be hard on yourself
we're all human but it is best to try and make decisions with as clear a head as possible
good advice, but don't hold yourself so hard to it that you end up hurting more <3
GriffinEvanescent #5
Chapter 20: Don't be too hard on yourself, that may be easy for me to say especially when I don't know your situation and 5 friends is quite a lot. But even though you made a mistake in letting your emotions catch up to you, at least you recognized it, better than a lot of people who still blame the other side without acknowledging they themselves did something wrong too. Just because your a role model to others doesn't mean you have to be perfect. You're allowed to make mistakes. Take care of yourself to as you do with others, you're just as important <3
Wide_awake #6
Chapter 19: Owh you're having GERD too.
I was told that besides food intakes, emotional problems have some effects in our digestive system.

So, again, let's live a healthy 2018, both physically and mentally.
Wide_awake #7
Chapter 4: Hi, not sure if you're an oppa for me, I found this warm and wise.
Sincerely hope that you've done going through all these s, which made you as wise as you are now.
I guess I got some power from reading this.
Thank you.
951304 #8
Chapter 18: Thank you for protecting us, oppa
*hugs*
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