everyone's talkin about the MAMA drama 

but anyway congrats to all who won *confettis *claps 

 

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“Do you know that it’s impossible to your elbow?”

 

…

 

“Do you know that it’s physically impossible for pigs to look up the sky?”

 

…

 

“Do you know that rats and horses can’t vomit?”

 

…

 

“Do you know that if you sneeze too hard, it can fracture a rib?”

“OR I’LL BE THE ONE TO FRACTURE ALL OF YOUR RIBS IF YOU DON’T STOP LISA.” Seulgi growled.

“Harsh.” Byulyi chuckled.

“I seriously don’t know how I lasted being friends with you in high school.” Seulgi said.

“We weren’t even together in the same school!” Lisa exclaimed.

“Exactly! We weren’t even in the same school and you still get in my nerves.”

“Remember when she kept talking about her crush. It was legit ridiculous.” Jungyeon added.

 

“UNNIE! UNNIE! UNNIE! UNNIE! UNNIE! UNNIE!”

 

A wild Lisa jumped and sat on the couch where the others were sitting.

Seulgi sighed.

Moonbyul chuckled a bit.

Hwasa was shaking her head.

Jungyeon was glaring at Lisa.

While Wheein and Momo looks interested—just a bit.

 

“What?” Moonbyul asked.

“NANC—!”

“Don’t even start with that name Lalisa Manoban.”

“She looked at me!”

“So?” Seulgi replied—not really interested in what the youngest would say.

“We had eye contact. We communicated.”

“Oh my freaking God.”

 

Seulgi is so done.

 

Later that night.

 

LALISA STOP—GROUP CHAT

Kang Seulgi set the nickname to Lisa Manoban to dontbedelusionalMANOBAN

dontbedelusionalMANOBAN: fu @Kang Seulgi

LEATHER KANG: no one cares

WHEEPOOP: FITE FITE FITE

DontChangeMyNicknamees: I feel like I’m gonna go offline anytime soon

MomolovesHomo: lol

dontbedelusionalMANOBAN: we already talked before okay. she was my classmate and we needed to go to her house for a project.

BYULMOON: if u like her so much why dont u talk to her

CHICYOO: IKR

dontbedelusionalMANOBAN: one of these days

LEATHER KANG: I wonder if you have the same calendar as us because that time never comes

BYULMOON: DUDE the last time u talked to her was in elementary school r u sure she remembers u

CHICYOO: yea just because youre in the same school now doesnt mean she remembers u and your interaction with her happened one time. ONE. TIME.

LEATHER KANG: i really really really wanna real talk you but im stopping myself for your sake

DontChangeMyNicknamees: lol same

dontbedelusionalMANOBAN: I THINK SHE LIKES ME TOO

LEATHER KANG left the chat.

BYULMOON left the chat.

CHICYOO left the chat.

DontChangeMyNicknamees left the chat.

MomolovesHomo left the chat.

WHEEPOOP: I KNOW A PSYCHOLOGIST. dO yOu wANt Me tO HElp U?

dontbedelusionalMANOBAN: yall

 

 

“Don’t even bring that back.” Seulgi said.

“Aneurysm at its finest.” Byulyi said.

 

*

Joohyun hears cries from the living room followed by Seulgi’s voice.

 

“Hey, it’s still me, Momma. Don’t cry Hara-ya.”

“You dyed your hair blonde?”

“Yeah. Does it look good?”

“Are you seriously asking me that?”

 

Seulgi chuckled. She’s trying to get her daughter’s attention but Hara kept crying.

Joohyun carried the baby and sat on the couch.

 

“You don’t like Momma’s hair, hmm?” Joohyun cooed.

 

Hara blabbered like she understands her Mom.

Babies don’t understand a thing.

That’s why they’re cute.

Then suddenly, they grow up—

 

“She doesn’t know me.” Seulgi said.

“Hey Hara.” Joohyun turned her daughter to face Seulgi. “Where’s Momma Ddeulgi?”

 

But upon seeing the new blonde woman, Hara began to cry again.

 

 

Meanwhile Kihyun…

 

“You like Momma’s new hair color huh?” Seulgi laughed.

 

Kihyun clapped his hands in excitement and continued to pull Seulgi’s hair.

 

“Kihyun, that really hurts but your sister doesn’t like my new hair so I’ll let this one pass. At least, one of you appreciates it.”

 

*

 

Jisoo and Lisa were having a cozy moment at Rose’s coffee shop.

Keyword is were.

Because a certain someone came and had to shift Lisa’s full attention to her.

 

“Hey.” Jisoo called.

 

Lisa’s eyes are following someone.

 

“Hey Li, who are you—?”

 

Jisoo followed her girlfriend’s eyesight and—stared at the woman beside her in disbelief.

She smacked Lisa’s shoulder—hard.

 

“OUCH! THAT HURTS!”

“Seriously?! Right in front of my salad?”

 

Lisa frowned.

 

“We didn’t order any salad.” Lisa said.

“How can you ogle at someone right in front of me?!”

 

Lisa’s eyes widened.

 

“I’M NOT.”

“YOU ARE.”

 

Lisa smiled.

 

“Aw. You jealous? You’re cute when you get jealous.”

“I’m cute when I’m jealous? Well I’m about to ing look like goddess right now.” Jisoo gritted her teeth.

 

*

 

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. GROUP CHAT

lisaweirdoban: OMYGOD HALP

baeseulgi: oh i know about this

moonstar: me too

hwasappeninhyejin: my guts is telling me that i know what she’s talking about

jungyoo: @Lisa Manoban whut?

homomo: lol

lisaweirdohan: I SAW NANCY AT ROSE’S COFFEE SHOP SKJFBASLKBFALHSKB!!!

moonstar: whut

baeseulgi: what

jungyoo: wtf

hwasappeninhyejin: im disappointed but not surprised

wheejung: i should’ve helped her see a psychologist back then

homomo: what is happening

baeseulgi: i thot this was about jisoo getting mad at you

hwasappeninhyejin: yup me too

moonstar: yongsun told me @Hirai Momo lisa and jisoo were at rose’s then jisoo got mad cause lisa was ogling at the great nancy

homomo: OHHHHH

lisaweirdohan: SHE GOT PRETTIER ADFBAJGNALJGBALJB!

wheejung added Bae Jisoo

wheejung: @Lisa Manoban I KNOW A PERSON WHO DOES RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING. dO yOu wANt Me tO HElp U?

Jung Wheein left the group.

Kang Seulgi left the group.

Moon Byulyi left the group.

Yoo Jungyeon left the group.

Ahn Hyejin left the group.

Hirai Momo left he group.

lisaweirdohan: WTFWTFWTFWWTFWTWFWTFWTWFTWF

Bae Jisoo: ... is typing