beardyduck: my razor's broken

dreadnotdrag: yeah we noticed

beardyduck: baeeeeeeeeeeeee

invisibleidol: who you calling bae?

armysoldier: baby i love you, i say this but i don't feel good at all i want you i need you is sing but my mom kills me again

yabaikang: hyung, it literally takes you 14 seconds to look up lyrics

armysoldier: it's too long TT

beardyduck: don't make fun of my masterpieces

dreadnotdrag: what masterpieces?

invisibleidol: ...everything?

beardyduck: yep ;)

yabaikang: yet kyuhyun made up the 'mwa mwa mwa.......'

beardyduck: i didn't say what i did to him after ;)

invisibleidol: you can't win against an ant you stick

armysoldier: respect your hyungs

armysoldier: or else you need to run 10 laps

invisibleidol: army life must be so hard for you

armysoldier: i don't chase taehyung around the airport just to see what color underwear he is wearing.

yabaikang: not that army

dreadnotdrag: i'm so glad our fans don't do crazy like that

dreadnotdrag: or else seungri's d*** would already have been exposed to the world

invisibleidol: hey!

invisibleidol: at least i don't play with rubber duckies at an age when you're supposed to be thinking of retirement

armysoldier: nobody thinks about retirement seungri

beardyducky: you're old maknae

beardyducky: jinwoo will take over your place easily

invisibleidol: hyung......

beardyduck: jkjkjkjkjk

invisibleidol: wuff you

beardyducky: i kno u do

dreadnotdrag: you guys disgust me

armysoldier: homophobe

yabaikand: homophobe

beardyduck: don't insult my masterpieces

invisibleidol: your friend is a masterpiece?

beardyduck: i made him into a great person to this day

yabaikang: what about seungri then hyung

beardyduck: he's a toy

beardyduck: i can use him over and over again and when he wears out, i'll bu