BIGBANG Group Chat

Seungri: hey hyungs

Jiyongie: don't address your hyungs and your boyfriend like that

Seunghyun: yeah

Youngbae: hey hey. be nice

Daesung: hello seungri

Seungri: it took your guys two minutes to finally respond to my simple 'hey'

Seungri: i have the worst hyungs in the world.

Seunghyun: i feel so proud of myself

Youngbae: count me in

Daesung: who's the boyfriend in the group chat?

Jiyongie: ;)

Youngbae: so it's official?

Seungri: —yep

Seunghyun: daesung, i have your underwear

Daesung: they are talking about their relationship and you're talking about my underwear?

Youngbae: so bingu like

Jiyongie: i second that

Seungri: i third that (?)

Seunghyun: i'm not bingu anymore. i'm binguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Seungri: dae hyung, find Seunghyun hyung asap and take him home. i suspect he might be slightly drunk

Daesung: got it

Jiyongie: seungri, come over to my house

Youngbae: why should he do that?

Jiyongie: to have fun time

Daesung: ewwwwwwww tmi

Jiyongie: we like to watch netflix and snuggle on my king sized bed with Ai next to use. what movie this time seungri

Seungri: train to busan

Seunghyun: i think i'm ugly, and nobody wants to love me just like her i want to be pretty i want to be pretty don't lie to my face, or i'll fart back

Daesung: look up the lyrics again please

Jiyongie: i'm not going to watch train to busan

Youngbae: afriad you're going to pee your pants again

Seungri: you peed your pants hyung

Jiyongie: no. i just got the sofa a little wet

Daesung: that's peeing your pants hyung

Seunghyun: baby i was a foooooooooooooooooooooooooool i was a foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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