divaboo : hello pretty woman

me : ??

divaboo : hello beautiful

me : ????

divaboo : hello ugly

me : ??????

divaboo : hello freak

me : WHAT DO U WANT

divaboo : finALLY

divaboo : wow u replied after i said freak

divaboo : aju nice

me : who tf are u ???????????

divaboo : calm down girl

divaboo : a girl like u shouldnt curse 

me : im sorry but i'm a guy

divaboo : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

divaboo : really?

me : yes

divaboo : what?!?!?!!?!!!!

divaboo : so mingyu has been lying to us that u are a girl wow damn 

me : mingyu? lying? me? a girl? what the

divaboo : clears throat 

divaboo : ok i'll explain it to u later lemme introduce myself first

me : okay

divaboo : yo im boo seungkwan i can be ur dj or ur alarm clock and i have an angel voice

divaboo : im pretty handome and a very cute pup also,,, im a diva and im very classy very sissy 

divaboo : i love this beautiful creature named hansol vernon chwe 

divaboo : dont take him away from me or i'll slit ur and u'll be having a instead

divaboo : oops sorrynotsorry for that

divaboo : ok mhmmm so i think thats all

me : ....i dont get it why im always involved with crazy gays

me : im glad im not crazy

me : no worries man i'm not gay

divaboo : u arent?????! damn how

divaboo : i mean,,, anyone could turn into gay once u meet mingyu but im glad im not falling in love with him

divaboo : he is very crazy and very stoopid

divaboo : but if its u i can recommend u that he's 10000000000% bf and daddy material

divaboo : i can see u both can be