"Oh you dyed your hair again?"

"Got a problem?"

"Yea fight me Hyung."

"Okay." With that one word, Jongin's step dad picked him up and threw his over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"AHHH HYUNG PUT ME DOWN!!!"

"Say that Park Chanyeol is the best dad ever."

"PaRK CHANYEOL IS TH E BEST DAD EVER NOW PUT ME DOWN!"

Chanyeol chuckled as he tossed the younger boy on a blow up mattress he calls a bed. 

Jongin pouted as he eyed Chanyeol, clearly feeling violated. 

"What's up Kim? Hurry because I have a date with your mom soon and you know how he gets if I'm late."

Jongin winced. 

He's only been late to only one of his mom's plans. He shuddered just at the memory.

Let's just say that, Kim Jongin learned that eyeliner is very hard to get off of skin that day. 

(He had a eyeliner drawn on his forehead for a whole week.) 

"My food keeps disappearing Hyung!"

"Uh...are you eating it?"

Jongin deadpanned, "Don't be stupid Hyung. I'll buy two bottles of milk and they're only be one in the morning."

"Ooooh spooks! Your apartment is haunted."

"You know what Hyung, I'll just ask Tao."

"NO! I'm smarter than him and I will solve this problem.
Besides, he's a big baby."

"Yea but don't say that in front of his boyfriend."

Chanyeol shuddered, "Seriously, what does he see in Yifan? That boy is like a 6 feet tall salt mine."

Jongin snorted at Chanyeol's description of Kris. 

"Fine, what do you plan to do Mr. I'm the best dad in the world."

Chanyeol smiled widely before putting his hands on his waist. 

"I'm going to put cameras everywhere."