“Bom, I like you,” the manwhore standing in front of me confessed.

            AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS GUY IS FREAKING CRAZY! Out of the seven billion people in this world, why does he have to like me!? Some slap me from this disaster nightmare! Can you believe that? This alien just literally and physically admitted his love for me. I see stars… this is probably a sign of first stage hallucination. Suddenly snapping back into reality, I thoughtlessly slapped my face a few times. Ouch it hurts!

            “What a weird person. I like you even more,” he chuckled at the sight of my stupidity. Ugh, you have no idea how awkward I feel right now. Having your number one enemy standing in front of you, declaring their fondness of you… I don’t think you would like it either.

            Born as a bubbly and happy person, I always love everyone, and they would always love me back… not really, they don’t even know I exist. Anyways, everything went perfectly smooth until that jerk comes along; Choi Seunghyun, the only person in this whole wide universe that I hate (his friends too). Why? Ever since senior year started, he totally flipped my life upside down and ruined it completely! How? Well it all started on the first day, when we bumped into each other in the hallway. Based on my figure, a walking bamboo stick, against his, a human beast, of course I would fall flat on my from the impact. Thanks to him, I got a bruise on my bottoms for two full weeks, leaving me with great difficulties to sit. On the other hand, he remained as an unharmed and arrogant player as always.

            I can forgive him for that, but not for choosing me as his friends’ toy and a target of their teasing. I seriously don’t get those fangirls that literally drool and go Gaga every time they see Big Bang. Big Bang apparently contains the five most popular guys of the school, Jiyong, Seunghyun, Taeyang, Seungri, and Daesung. Jiyong, gosh I dislike him, not as much as the gorilla alien though. Just for the fun of it, he sat next to me in every single class! He would repeatedly tries to flirt, compliment, and ask me to dates. I just want to stab him in the face for acting like a stupid flamingo for playing around with my feelings. By the way, I called Seunghyun “gorilla alien” because he always eats bananas, and acts like a freak; I named Jiyong “flamingo” because of he wears hot pink clothes to school, which I, a girl, never does. Taeyang, that kid would asks me for “help” with his homework assignments and offers walk me home everyday. That horse stalker should leave me alone; by the way, the word “horse” comes from his horse-mane Mohawk. Then of course, Seungri, the youngest yet most erted amongst them. That panda creeper keeps on hitting on me… uh no! Sorry but I find his panda/raccoon eye bags unattractive. They must weigh half of his weight because from the look of it, they sag all the way down his nose! Moving on to the last member, Daesung, someone I actually like. Unlike them, he treats me very nice and friendly; oh ye