"So when is your next comeback B.I-ssi" I asked him. We're on our way to the farm with my car. Jo Hyeon oppa is driving, beside him is the VJ who recorded us. 

This is so awkward.

"In the middle of November" he answered. 

THANK GOD MY COMEBACK IS IN THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER. I DON'T WANT TO COMPETE WITH MY BABY BOBBY.

"Ahh... I see..." 

"What about you JiNa-ssi?" He asked me.

"In the middle of December, but I'm not sure yet" I said.

"I see"

Silence.

"B.I-ssi, Jina here has prepared a rap for you to hear! It's special" Suddenly Jo Hyeon said to B.I.

OH

MY 

LORD

"So you can rap?" He asked me while raising his eyebrow.

"I'm the lead rapper in our group" I informed him.

"Well, why don't you show me what you got?" He asked me. 

No.

I'm not ready for this.

"I'm not a rapper actually" I said to him.

"So what are you?" 

"A human" I answered him. I can hear Jo Hyeon sighed at me while shook his head.

I shouldn't say that, he probably think I'm a psycho now.

"I'm a person who can rap" I said to him. 

He raised an eyebrow at me and  looked at me intensely.

Oh no that look.

I've seen that look.

It's the same look he gave to Hong Seok when he messed up his dance. 

"Just ignore her" Jo Hyeon said to B.I, he probably want to hit me right now.

"Let me hear you rap" he said to me.

I have no other choice.

What should I rap about?

"Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! My name is Jung Ji Na! My topic is... Fruit! Do you like fruit? I like fruit! Blueberry is Blue, Blackberry is Black, Banana is Yellow, Orange is Orange, Tomato is Red! What's your favorite fruit? My favorite fruit is mango! Yo! Yo! Yo! My rap! My soul! My swag.... Yo!" I started to rapped.  As you can see, I'm not really good at freestyle.

Silence.

"I'm sorry, I'm not really good at freestyle... Don't diss me B.I-ssi" I exclaimed at him. He just laughed at me and clapped his hands.

___

"So what are we going to do, PD-nim?" I asked excitedly. We are now at the entrance of the farm, while wearing a long green overall and some boots. 

And let me tell you...

B.I LOOKS SO CUTE.

I CAN'T TAKE IT.

MY BODY IS NOT READY.

"We are going to have some sort of a competition between B.I-ssi and Jina-ssi... The loser will have to fulfill 3 wishes from the winner" The PD-nim said.

3 WISHES?

I WILL SURELY WIN THIS.

First, I'm going to meet Bobby baby... Then I'm going to make B.I my personal slave for one w