In which Jongdae and Yixing have three unruly children, a meddlesome baby mama and a home that often resembles a bomb site. Just what were they thinking when they decided to become parents? Domestic!AU ficlet dump.

Donghae’s father was a tornado specialist, and he watched him get killed because of his work. Twenty years later, he’s doing the same job, when his ex-boyfriend, Eunhyuk comes back to work with him on  a dangerous mission. Donghae can't help but want him again, and working together isn't helping... 

It’s only then that Jongdae turns that sharp, sharp gaze at him, eyes the golden yellow of a hawk's; they’re fake, of course, but in this world of oiled machinery, what isn’t? “Droids don’t fall in love, Yixing.” He says dismissively, leaning over for the decanter of whisky; he does need that drink, after all. “And you’re barely a droid, if anything.” *** Blood and circuits; metal and flesh – Jongdae and Yixing are a compelling mix of both.

Jongdae's not much of a flirt. It's a shame Yi Xing isn't either, but they figure something out.

It’s the moments like this – when his makeup is smeared and somehow, Jongdae’s eyes don’t look quite as sparkly – that Yixing realises that he loves him. And in their world of silk robes and painted faces, sometimes smeared makeup and wild hair is more beautiful than poised perfection.

Jongin's never sure if the drunken moments mean anything to Kyungsoo. Kyungsoo is ever-hesitant to admit that there might be something going on between them.  

Every time EXO reunites, neither he nor Jongdae are strong enough to resist one another.

Jackson's installed something rather...disquieting on JB's phone. He is not happy about it. 

Jongdae finds out that the Enterprise's resident android might not be as boring as he thinks he is; Yixing gets to put his programming to good use for once. Star Trek!AU

A collection of tiny stories that don't fit anywhere else. Expect the plots to be random, and the pairings to change rapidly... Characters will be OOC, in AUs, anything I can think up! 

Jongdae doesn't understand why Yixing wants him, and he doesn't understand why he wants him back. Harry Potter!au

The Peloponnesian War drags on, but it does not keep the citizens of Athens from enjoying themselves. It does not stop Aphrodite playing her games, either. Jongdae and Yixing, caught between her claws, don't stand a chance.

Jongdae never expected it to end this way. But then, Yixing has always been very good at thinking only of himself.