In which Jongdae and Yixing have three unruly children, a meddlesome baby mama and a home that often resembles a bomb site. Just what were they thinking when they decided to become parents? Domestic!AU ficlet dump.

A collection of tiny stories that don't fit anywhere else. Expect the plots to be random, and the pairings to change rapidly... Characters will be OOC, in AUs, anything I can think up! 

Donghae’s father was a tornado specialist, and he watched him get killed because of his work. Twenty years later, he’s doing the same job, when his ex-boyfriend, Eunhyuk comes back to work with him on  a dangerous mission. Donghae can't help but want him again, and working together isn't helping... 

It’s only then that Jongdae turns that sharp, sharp gaze at him, eyes the golden yellow of a hawk's; they’re fake, of course, but in this world of oiled machinery, what isn’t? “Droids don’t fall in love, Yixing.” He says dismissively, leaning over for the decanter of whisky; he does need that drink, after all. “And you’re barely a droid, if anything.” *** Blood and circuits; metal and flesh – Jongdae and Yixing are a compelling mix of both.

Chaeyeon and Sungmin made a mistake five years ago. Chaeyeon doesn't regret it, but she sometimes wonders if Sungmin does. He's hardly ever there when he should be and when their son needs him, the job that took him away always interferes. She's tired of being lonely, tired of being a single mother, even if she loves her son. Can she ever move past what happened with Sungmin to find the one who'll love her for real this time? 

狂草 or Wild Cursive, is the freest style of Chinese calligraphy allowing the writer to put his, or her, heart and soul into the characters and the writing that they do in this style. Sometimes it can be a very crazy hectic style and sometimes is more refined. The main point of Wild Cursive is to convey the emotions and the personality of the creator. Recently, Wild Cursive has been seen as an art form as the emotions are more important than the characters themselves. Han

It’s the moments like this – when his makeup is smeared and somehow, Jongdae’s eyes don’t look quite as sparkly – that Yixing realises that he loves him. And in their world of silk robes and painted faces, sometimes smeared makeup and wild hair is more beautiful than poised perfection.

The Peloponnesian War drags on, but it does not keep the citizens of Athens from enjoying themselves. It does not stop Aphrodite playing her games, either. Jongdae and Yixing, caught between her claws, don't stand a chance.

Zhou Mi can't take not knowing any more. He decides to go, leaving Kyuhyun broken-hearted. Can Kyuhyun get him back?

Nara loves Kiseop. He's the best boyfriend she could ever dream of, and she doesn't want to leave him. But her degree calls for a year abroad in America, where she meets Eli. And suddenly she's not so sure of what she wants anymore.

Jongin's never sure if the drunken moments mean anything to Kyungsoo. Kyungsoo is ever-hesitant to admit that there might be something going on between them.  

Jongdae's not much of a flirt. It's a shame Yi Xing isn't either, but they figure something out.