Comments, Subscriptions and What-Nots
Okay, so I am subscribed to this writing tips "story". It's called Why People Hate Your Story. I've been going around AFF lately for writing tips articles, just to get some fuel for my own and while I just somehow gets pissed at certain RULES of the craft that I think is too much generalizations and grammar nazism that they are seemingly trying to douse creative fire.
I just hate web writing enumarations:
Step1: Write.
Step 2: Oh god why you write so awful?
Step 3: NO ONE LIKES THIS CRAP!
Step 4: Quit writing!
Well, I guess that's not how writing tips usually go, but I really do think life and writing should not be taken in steps. If you go about the Plot Hill analogy, it is one step at a time, but the stride and the pace is still totally up to the hiker-writer, so yeah. I feel like Seventh Haven, which is a y title I know, is a place for writers to see the tools of the craft, and whether or not they take it and use it, is still up to them.
Yes, I niggle at word choice, but word choice IS not a story's personality or soul. It's like a brush to your art and I am giving writer's options, like maybe this wide-set brush is better for that. And in my experience sometimes the perfect word is at the tip of my tongue and I actually feel relieve when somebody lets me know.
But I should get back to what I am talking about which is... um... subscriptions and commnents, and the hooky pocky... wait, scratch that last one. (do the hooky pocky... that's like a dance, right?) Anyway, so Why People Hate Your Story seems to be the most popular collection of writing tips, and I got to say that I really like how it's a discussion, or it takes a conversational tone. I don't necessarily think the title speaks to me per se, since well, I don't really give a if people hate my stories. I do however enjoy the authors writing voice, and though I do not agree with a lot of what she says, I think her thoughts are expressed really well.
This blog is actually in response to the latest chapter about umm... discrediting subscriptions only stories, which all my stories are, and somehow the main argument of her update is speaking about subscribers only are more or less hording subs. And of course, as a subscibers only author, I do not agree. I am not hording subs. I do not get off on New Subscribers! alert. I think I get more unsubs because I require people to subscribe. But then what do I get from it?
I get that small nod that someone is reading, and though I do not do a happy dance everytime, it's a small acknowledgement that someone has deemed my "work" worthy of their time. Of course this person is allowed to change their mind, and it might just be me, but I appreciate the nod. I mean, I use the term "work" quite lightly, because I don't want it to seem like I do not enjoy writing because I do. Immensely. It is the fulfillment of my soul. But writing is an act completed by reading, and I do need that nod. I spend more or less an hour on one update (usually more, I can spend about 5 hours writing). And average person reads at the rate of 200-400 words per minute. For a 2000 words per hour from a writer, a reader spends about 5-10 minutes, and all I ask is you click the subscribe button and somehow I am seen as an attention , or someone greedy for subscribers... but exactly, what do I get from your subs? From karma? Popularity? What does one do with that? I mean, I am relatively popular, but do I have anything more than the next person in AFF? No. I have readers, who I cherish and am grateful for, but what does that really get me?
Some of my stories are whim-based but some I have spent researching about... and I think of myself as somewhat serious about writing, and I don't how and why anyone would think that makes me stuck up. I just want the minimum amount of courtesy that you spend half a second to let me know you are reading. You can leave. I am not grabbing at your sleeve and pushing your face down on your screen. I don't know... I mean, why do readers begrudge me so much as click-sub that is much, much less effort than opening a door. If you want to get into a room, you open the door, right? It's not like I have it locked. And you have to scoure Middle Earth for the key. You just click Subscribe. WHY IS THAT HARD?
I am not complaining about people who judge my stories and deem it unworthy of their time because I have it on subscribers only. Of course, everyone is entitled to their time and judgement. I do not cry over my unpopular stories, as I am sure you do not cry over not reading it because you don't want to subscribe. I just think that me asking a reader to subscribe is not unfair. I don't really care if you come in, but please, if you do, at least open the door for yourself.
I appreciate everyone who has spent time and read my stories. I really, really do, but I don't think you are doing me a favour. It's your choice to read, as it is my choice to write. We are in this relationship because we want to be in it. If you don't want to be in a relationship with me, then I think that's fair...
So yeah, I can be your wifey, if you, you know, put some effort in it and open the goddam door.
I love you, honey.
If you comment, I might even give you some extra-lovin'. ;)
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