Have you ever read something so incredibly stupid, which you KNOW is fake, but still said

This was taken from The Daily Mash, a satirical online "newspaper" in the UK.  I have to stress, because I don't think I made this clear enough, this article is not real.  Trump did not say this, but it is based on his most recent speech where he said that there should not be any Muslims allowed to enter the US and, if he is elected President in 2016, then he will push for a total ban on Muslims entering America.  Because of the absurdity of the statement, The Daily Mash wrote this to poke fun at him and to reduce his statement to the ridiculous:

 

Trump claims Islam ‘f**ked up his hair’

DONALD Trump has accused Islam of ‘f**king up his once beautiful head of hair’.

Admitting he is ‘horrifically bald’, the Republican presidential candidate insisted the only explanation was ‘bad vibes’ from a Muslim taxi driver in New York.

He said: “I used to have hair like Elvis, but when I was a young man I got into a cab driven by a Muslim. When I complained that he was taking the wrong route he stared at me and mumbled something under his breath in Arabic.

“I now realise he had cursed the top of my head with some ancient Islamic mumbo jumbo.”

Trump warned that unless all Muslims were excluded from the United States, the country faced catastrophic baldness and terrorism.

He added: “My greatest fear is that if we allow them to stay here and breed then something even worse will happen to my hair.

“Have you ever seen a bald Muslim? No, you haven’t. They all have fantastic, thick hair because they use their magic to steal our hair.

“I don’t want to look like this, I don’t want anyone to look like this – I’m not insane. But we’re up against an entire religion that wants to control all the hair in the world.”

 

Original story: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/trump-claims-islam-fked-up-his-hair-20151208104538

The weird thing is, I can totally imagine Trump saying this.  Am I the only one?  Again, this story is not a real story, but with things that Trump has said over the past few years, I am starting to believe that he may well say this one day.

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mischievous_akmood
#1
honestly if Trump becomes president I don't know what I'm gonna do... it's really sad that a lot of people support him and the things he says and I'm gonna seriously consider actually moving out of the country if he does become president because that means we're all doomed ._.
sandy16
#2
what a complete fu*ktard n a retard. Blaming a whole religion for something so childish. Is he kidding?
I mean if u watch the news, u'd c Islam as a really bad religion but it's really not. I'm a Muslim n we never approve of violent attacks, Islam is actually peaceful n those ppl on the news aren't even true Muslims. First off, a Muslim never has a tattoo n the ppl they show on tv, if u look closely, they have tattoos. N the way they pray is completely different from the way we're supposed to pray. There r innocent ppl in a war n children too n this freaking as*hole is being racist on them? n saying that we have "magic" I mean what is he? fu*king 5?
I'm sorry for saying all that but he just really pissed me off trying to get ppl to agree to stop letting Muslims in by saying we curse hair? is that as*hole being for real? I mean what the hell is wrong with this guy? n he hasn't seen a blond Arab cuz he's freaking blind n an unfair son of a gun.
Again, I'm so sorry for saying all that
JenLee
#3
Is this why JKR went "worse than Voldy" on him?
I dunno, I just find this terribly hilarious and I'm sure the entire Islamic community is laughing their guts out at this poor excuse for a human being. xD