Have you ever read something so incredibly stupid, which you KNOW is fake, but still said
This was taken from The Daily Mash, a satirical online "newspaper" in the UK. I have to stress, because I don't think I made this clear enough, this article is not real. Trump did not say this, but it is based on his most recent speech where he said that there should not be any Muslims allowed to enter the US and, if he is elected President in 2016, then he will push for a total ban on Muslims entering America. Because of the absurdity of the statement, The Daily Mash wrote this to poke fun at him and to reduce his statement to the ridiculous:
Trump claims Islam ‘f**ked up his hair’
DONALD Trump has accused Islam of ‘f**king up his once beautiful head of hair’.
Admitting he is ‘horrifically bald’, the Republican presidential candidate insisted the only explanation was ‘bad vibes’ from a Muslim taxi driver in New York.
He said: “I used to have hair like Elvis, but when I was a young man I got into a cab driven by a Muslim. When I complained that he was taking the wrong route he stared at me and mumbled something under his breath in Arabic.
“I now realise he had cursed the top of my head with some ancient Islamic mumbo jumbo.”
Trump warned that unless all Muslims were excluded from the United States, the country faced catastrophic baldness and terrorism.
He added: “My greatest fear is that if we allow them to stay here and breed then something even worse will happen to my hair.
“Have you ever seen a bald Muslim? No, you haven’t. They all have fantastic, thick hair because they use their magic to steal our hair.
“I don’t want to look like this, I don’t want anyone to look like this – I’m not insane. But we’re up against an entire religion that wants to control all the hair in the world.”
Original story: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/trump-claims-islam-fked-up-his-hair-20151208104538
The weird thing is, I can totally imagine Trump saying this. Am I the only one? Again, this story is not a real story, but with things that Trump has said over the past few years, I am starting to believe that he may well say this one day.
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