Don't go too serious with this, ok?

Clearly we know that the Hitlers and Bin Ladens and the like of this world have spots reserved in Satan's VIP parking lot. That's a given.  But who do you think should be teeing off with the Demon Lord on his next golf game?  Like I said, do not get too serious with this, at all.

I'm talking people who talk in the cinema.

I'm talking the roommate that doesn't replace the toilet roll.

I'm talking the guy in class that never forgets to remind teacher that they set homework last week.  Or the teacher that sets homework over the end of term / mid-term break.

I'm talking about the engineer that did this:

Or the engineer at Apple that thought THIS ...

... was an appropriate place to put a charging port on a wireless mouse.

Or whoever decided they should invent this:

Or the guy that sees this:

.... and immediately thinks "Well, of course no guy would comment with that, because it's spelled 'You're'."

Or every person that comments "Update please" on a story.  Especially when the story is finished and there are no more updates to come.

If you have a specific person in mind, that's even better.  But whatever reason you choose, it should not be serious at all.  This is not intended to condemn international travesties (although we should, just in another forum).  This is not for political opinions.  This isn't for flaming or shaming or fanwars or whatever.  This is intended to be fun, stupid, and completely silly.  Nothing serious at all.

All that matters is that the person you choose:

• Is not actually evil,
• Did not do something that is actually evil or illegal, and
• Did not harm anyone by doing the thing they did.

And no, I will not accept "My bias, because that stomach should be illegal / that jawline makes me want to sin / etc."  But if you can come up with a stupid reason why they should have a room reserved in Hell that isn't because they are perfect or dorky or whatever, by all means add it to the list.