I currently have a heart monitor strapped to my chest. Five stickers, and a bunch of wires that I can't get used to. The stickers are annoying, I feel them with every breath, every movement. Ugh. And all these wires, and my little heart monitor device. Such a bother. The one between my ribs is the most annoying, even if I'm not moving I feel it. I know it's there. This strange foreign sticker on my torso that I can't peel off. I somehow have to sleep with it on. I can't shower with this, so I'm going to have to attempt to wash my hair in the sink so at least I'm not a full on behemoth, just half a behemoth. 

I also had to get a blood test done today. You'd think I'd be used to them by now, but I still don't like them. I still get tired and sleepy afterwards. And this time the lady went more-so to the left than usual, and it hurt much more. Normally I only have to deal with the pain of inserting the needle, but this one just hurt the entire time. 

Oh and I forgot to mention how I have to write down essentially ANYTHING I DO until I'm done with the heart monitor. Eating, sleeping, exercise, moving bowels, taking medications, pain, headache, dizziness, shortness of breath, any other physical symptoms. I had the thing on for like 10 minutes and I had to write an entry already. I currently have 6 entries, it's been 5 hours. And I actually have to add another one because I had a headache like 10 min ago, but I forgot I have to write down headaches too. Okay. added it. 

How am I supposed to sleep with this god damn heart monitor?! I can hardly even relax with my laptop without the wires getting tangled?!

Also I HATE WINDOWS 10 SO ING MUCH. YES I KNOW MY iCLOUD STORAGE IS NEARLY FULL. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME EVERY 10 MINUTES. Also WHERE IS MY START MENU. WHERE IS THE MENU THAT WENT TO THE RIGHT?! OH YEAH THEY'RE GONE. 

Microsoft is ruining my life. 

Oh I got a refill on my anxiety medication. OH AND MY DOCTOR WANTS ME TO DRINK GATORADE. ING GATORADE IS NASY . Ugh. She also recommended adding a bit more salt into my diet and UGH EW. I'm not a salt person. Don't do salty foods. Gross. Unhealthy. Gatorade is unhealthy and gross. She's ruining my life.

Microsoft is ruining my life. Karen is ruining my life. And my heart monitor keeps track of it all.