How Dumb I Truly Am (Stolen)

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I was playing cop chace with my guy friends n I was looking behind me to check if any of my guy friends were behind me! xD) 
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 
[] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks 
Total: 1
 
 
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (I ran into a lot of things xD my sister threw something at me n I truned around so fast n ran n didn't realize that a tree was behind me!) 
[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 
[] You have tried to your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 
[] You just tried to sing them
Total: 2
 
 
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. 
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 
[] You type only with two fingers.
Point: 3
 
 
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling. 
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair 
Point: 3
 
 
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. 
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 
[] You use your fingers to do simple math. 
Point: 5
 
 
[x] You have eaten a bug. 
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.  
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. 
[] You have ran around in your house. 
Point: 7
 
 
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. (nope, I just repost them sometimes cuz I'm reall, reallyyyy bored xD) 
[] You break a lot of things. (I wash dishes n they slip!) 
[]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (I don't know y I do that xD) 
[] You have fallen out of your chair before. 
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. 
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. 
Point: 9

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UltimateLockSmith
#1
Just to clarify, it's not the lower the number the dumber you are, it's actually the higher the number so I'm not that dumb
Ballerina_Belle
#2
You're not a dummy
corinneniix
#3
I HAVE 12 OHMY HAHAHHAHA