Gialf,

I know that you are maybe wondering as to why my pet name for you is 'Gialf'. You see, your childhood friends were calling you Giant, just like Luhan-hyung and Sehun-ah, because of your height. On the other hand, Tao and your other classmates were calling you 'Elf' because of your ears. So I come up with an idea to call you Gialf. Giant plus elf is gialf! I am a genius! Ahe. I know that it is weird and I know that when you get a chance to read this crap, you will be mad at me for punning out your pet names. Meanie me! Haha. But whatever. Gialf FTW! BTW, I changed my signature because I heard you calling me smurfie.

Smurfie B.