The Disguise
For the Sake of Assasination Classroom Movie Premiere
A few moments after Ryosuke and Masaki left the dressing room, Mirai made up her mind. She has to get out of that cinema. The sooner the better. She made Haruna and the boys gather around in circle, as if they were a soccer team, briefing about their strategy and preparing for their next attack. Well, except they don’t really have their hands around eachother. They just stood in circle. Chinen tried to have his hands around Haruna though, but she immediately it away and gave him a glare.
Yabu: Are you sure you girls want to get out of the cinema at this time?
Daiki: You do know the media are still all over the place?
Mirai: Exactly. This is the best timing to leave
Keito: What do you mean?
Mirai: We have to leave now before anyone from your agency finds out. First Suda-kun barged into this room, who knows who will be the next? The crowd will be able to cover us. Besides, the fans would be too busy fawning over their idols.
Yuto: So you want to sneak out of here now?
Mirai: Yes
Haruna: How are we going to get out of here then? Any suggestion?
Inoo: AHA! (Suddenly appears from the bottom of the circle, which got everyone airborne)
Takaki: You scared us!
Haruna: You’d better come up with an idea! (irritated)
Inoo: As a matter of fact, I do.
The others then realized that Inoo had been holding on to two pairs of the cinema employer’s wardrobe when he pointed them to the others.
Inoo: First, we’re going to get you girls out of those dress. They are definitely going to get a lot of attention.
Mirai and Haruna instinctively glance at their wardrobe. Inoo was right. Those dress would be waaaay too flashy.
Mirai: You want us to change into that? (quirks an eyebrow)
Inoo: Yup. It’s the perfect disguise. (nods proudly) Aren’t I a genius?
Keito: You're a genius!
Inoo: Thanks Gorilla! (smiles)
Hikaru: Wait a minute, how did you get those clothes in the first place?
Inoo: (shrugs) I may or may have not knocked out two employers of this place and stole their wardrobe
ALL: YOU WHAT?! (shocked)
Inoo: Relaaax. I only gave them sleeping medicine. They’re not dead. They’re just sleeping. In their room. Or maybe in the janitor closet? I don’t really remember.
Yabu: (rubs his temples) We are so going to get in trouble for this (voice cracking)
Hikaru: Awesome! (Highfives with Inoo)
Yabu: (smacks Hikaru's head hard in anger) You're not supposed to encourage such act!
Yuto: (sighs) since Inoo-chan had already knock those employers down anyway, let’s just proceed to that plan.
The other boys shift their gaze at the girls. The two girls looked around, waiting innocently.
Daiki: Well, what are you girls waiting for?! Get changing!!!
Mirai & Haruna: Ah right!
The two of them grabbed the pair of uniform from Inoo’s hand and went to the corner. They stopped in their tracks as the boys followed them with their gaze.
Mirai: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING?! WE’RE GOING TO GET CHANGED!
The boys startled and immediately apologized while looking away in embarassment. Keito instinctively pulled out the white sheet he got earlier and turned them into a curtain for the girls to get changed behind it. While they do, the boys looked away awkwardly, as they wait for them in silence.
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As soon as they were done with their costume, Mirai and Haruna opened up the white sheet. The boys turned to check on their new disguise. They couldn’t help themselves not to laugh.
Turns out the two employers that Inoo had knocked down were both grown up man. The uniform was waaay too oversized for the girls. Especially Mirai, who considerably has a smaller posture than Haruna. They both had to roll up their arm sleeves and the lower part of their pants. They also wore a cap, and rolled their hair into it to hide the length of it.
Haruna: SHUT UP! IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Daiki: I… I can’t help it… (laughing hard, literally rolling on the floor) It’s just too funny!
Chinen: (laughing while pointing at them) Don’t worry Haruna-chan, you still look cute…
Haruna yanked Chinen’s collar up until he had to tiptoe and reach her height.
Haruna: You are starting to get on my nerve, little man! (her voice suddenly got lower) You want a piece of me, huh?!
Chinen: She’s even starting to act like a man! (laughs even more while rubbing the tears from his eyes) Good, that’s very good!
Yuto: Ma, ma…. (though still laughing, he approached the two and pulls Haruna’s hands away from Chinen’s collar) I’m sure he meant well, Haruna-chan…
Mirai: Alright guys. Enough with the laughing. Now focus! Help us outta here, will you?!
Yabu: Right… (still struggling to recover from the laughing) So how are we going to do this then?
Takaki: Let’s just barged out of here. We don’t have time to think of anything else (suddenly said out of nowhere with an urgent tone)
All: Eh?
Takaki: Chinen, go outside and check whether the coast is clear or not for them to go through the backdoor.
Chinen: Got it!
Takaki: Hikaru and Yuto, them out and be their back-up, okay? In case anything unexpected happens.
Hikaru: Ryokai!
Takaki: And the rest of us should just lay low to not create any havoc. Everyone is currently focused on the autograph signing event right now. We shouldn't be doing anything to get attention.
The boys: Kakkoi~ (fawning over Takaki)
Takaki: (blushes) Shut up
Daiki: It’s not like everyday we can see Yuya acting so decisive, ne?
The boys: Ne!
Haruna: You guys are making me sick (made a face)
Mirai: Anyway, we’re still here! Come on, we can’t waste anymore time!
Yabu: Right. Now let’s proceed with Takaki’s plan then.
Hikaru: Wait! (examine the girls) Something’s not right!
Mirai: (rolls her eyes) what now….
Hikaru pulls out two fake moustaches and gave them to the girls.
Hikaru: Put those on!
Mirai: WHAT?!
Haruna: NO WAY!
Keito: Moreover, where in the world did you get that thing from?!
Daiki: (chuckles) No surprise. I would’ve believed it if he casually carries around fake moustaches in his pocket anyway.
Hikaru: Just do it! It’ll help with the disguise!
Mirai and Haruna reluctantly plastered the fake moustaches underneath their nose. After they were done, the boys laughed even more, rolling and hitting their surrounding, cracking up. The disguise was just…. hilarious.
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Chinen, acting as their pioneer, walked casually out of the dressing room to check out the autograph signing event. Although the event is held inside the main studio on top of the stage greetings, the queue of the fans in line was covering the entire cinema. The line even reached the main exit
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